Name: Tragical History
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) jillion

...with a jillion pounds of freaking computers on it?
2) spritz

A big spritz of knockout gas?
3) harlot

Because most secret agents don't tell every harlot from here to Hanoi...
4) ingress

Where's the primary ingress? Orientation. Are there windows?
5) shoemaker

I... You have a shoemaker?
6) blackout

Great. That's just what I need, coming off a blackout drunk.
7) canister

There's a canister of knockout gas wired to the latch.
8) bearer

It's full of counterfeit bearer bonds.
9) famine

Famine or no, they've got a shitload of money.
10) flaw

But it shows there are flaw out there that can be exploited by bad people.
11) vinegar

No, I... Not even some vinegar and water?
12) archer

ARCHER: I am the target.
13) tailor

Mine! Take the suits to my tailor and the shoes to my shoemaker.
14) elevator

Totally. Because how is the elevator supposed to work...
15) accountant

One is inclined to ask how. I happen to be a kick-ass accountant.
16) ninja

You said they were sexy. Ninjas are sexy.
17) idiot

ARCHER: You idiot. How could you miss that?
18) missile

The mainframe thinks they're nuclear missile launches...

1) mope

Great. Now he's gonna be moping around...
2) whinge

You whinging little shit. You just cost me $50 million.
3) infuriate

Uh, what comes after infuriate?
4) mutate

Was. But it mutate, and now we're, like, on the brink...
5) reformat

Every single one of these has to be wiped, reformat, the whole shmeel.
6) starve

Beat it, Cyril, let the grown-ups work. But leave this, I'm starving.
7) betray

Betrays the agency? And then begs me to save you?
8) decrypt

LANA: The worm is decrypt the agent list.
9) incline

One is incline to ask how. I happen to be a kick-ass accountant.
10) sneak

I snuck into the mainframe last night, after all the champagne and the...
11) beg

Betrays the agency? And then beg me to save you?
12) swear

MALORY: Pam, I swear to God!
13) expose

...every ISIS agent in the field will be expose.
14) warn

I'm warn you. Shoot him, Cyril. But just him.
15) sweat

Fricking head's pounding, I'm sweat booze...
16) exploit

But it shows there are flaws out there that can be exploit by bad people.
17) steal

But it's not yours. You stole it.
18) hack

My systems can't be hack, so now I can't convince anyone to upgrade...

1) unbelievably

I am unbelievably angry right now. That's good, you should channel that.
2) technically

Well, technically, I won it, but...
3) specially

Cyril, I got that specially for you...
4) legally

...the state of New York is allowing him to legally marry her.
5) literally

...would literally kill me. Dick.
6) basically

Basically. Well, for your information...
7) obviously

Unless the sister thing is weird for you. I'm, obviously, way into it.
8) apparently

Then, apparently, it's gonna upload them to an off-site server.
9) forever

What was the failure that forever killed the love in your father's heart?
10) exactly

It is exactly fair. You made a choice.
11) alone

Oh, my God. Plus now I'm going to die alone.
12) quite

Yeah. The twins are quite fond of you.
13) super

I don't know. Were we super bitchy to Cyril?
14) kind

...and kind of be the hero for once, that didn't happen.
15) inside

Shut up and break it down. You've been inside, what's the layout?
16) soon

Soon we will be married, yes? Very soon, my little cherry blossom.
17) enough

Come on, get me drunk enough, I might have sex with you.
18) though

Just him, though. Right?

1) backbreaking

This is the backbreaking work we've been doing...
2) deafening

...of my deafening awesomeness.
3) sentient

...into a sentient being.
4) upbeat

[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYS OVER COMPUTER]
5) darn

...but the darn thing is so screwed up.
6) splendid

Splendid. Then open your dish.
7) fond

Yeah. The twins are quite fond of you.
8) foul

...to whoever is behind this foul deed...
9) brilliant

Brilliant. Right?
10) drunk

Come on, get me drunk enough, I might have sex with you.
11) damn

And the damn thing is spreading, to every computer in the office.
12) weird

Unless the sister thing is weird for you. I'm, obviously, way into it.
13) tough

Pretty demanding sport, pretty tough on the glutes.
14) stupid

...while you were getting takeout from your stupid Chinese bank.
15) mad

I don't know what mother is so mad about. God, Pam, would you hurry up.
16) proud

Personal best. LANA: Your mother must be so proud.
17) valuable

I swear. I learned a huge valuable lesson that I will remember for the rest of my life.
18) secret

Because most secret agents don't tell every harlot from here to Hanoi...

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