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Bender, I want you to become my new washboard player.
- # Don't melt me down into a crowbar # - # That suffers alone #
Hey! The speedometer only goes up to 80.
You, minion, lift up my arm.
- # Or a great big giant thermos # - # Giant thermos #
One bowl of Jell-O knuckle, please.
Whoa! Check out all those broken robots. Howdy, fella!
- What is it? Good news? - Bender, your hydraulics are shot.
We can't just dump him in the gutter like Grandma's ashes.
But you will be in a minute! Bum-rush the stage!
Kudos, Bender. You got mangled, and now you're a singer.
when performed by my ancestor, Art.
Hey, mister, mind if I take this old van?
Quick, grab his foot cuff!
Ladies, gentlemen, smoking heap of machinery...
Well, everyone, prepare to get your gut kicked out by folk singers.
screws up your inhibition unit and makes you sing folk songs.
And nothing that can opener could ever do would be worse than that.
even as he reinvent them, just like you.
He heal with the power of laughter.
but my crap body crap out on me.
They dug up a bag of Olestra chips from my time.
screw up your inhibition unit and makes you sing folk songs.
- # Don't melt me down into a crowbar # - # That suffer alone #
Bender, you can move. You're cure.
Aw, hang in there, folks.
I invite you to come a-knockin'.
- What is it? Good news? - Bender, your hydraulics are shot.
Well, everyone, prepare to get your guts kick out by folk singers.
I'm really sorry I lie, Beck.
you realize how much better life is without it.
Mind if we crash here tonight?
I bet before you know it, you guys'll be...
# Jimmy crack corn, and I don't care #
Hey, man, we caught your concert from here.
- No. Why? - 'Cause it always lock up.
What? Who said anything about me secretly wanting to be a folk singer?
- Come on. Give it up. - # I'll say it loud and sing it proud #
Obviously not, or I'd be strangling you right now.
Glad you like them. I've been making fine jewelry for years, apparently.
Last time, that magnetic psycho nearly cut my head off.
Exactly. I use those all the time in my music.
Everybody leave me alone. I don't wanna be seen this way.
Well, so long. Get well soon.
We can all get together for a big benefit concert in San Francisco.
Thank you. That song doesn't usually last three hours...
And nothing that can opener could ever do would be worse than that.
Wow! We've sure got a lot in common, Beck.
- No. Why? - 'Cause it always locks up.
You'll never move again.
Wrong again, idiot. There is no gas.
I don't know, Fry. I think I'm too poor to follow a band around in a van.
I don't know, Fry. I think I'm too poor to follow a band around in a van.
There must be layers and layers of old stuff down there.
You are so disgusting. L...
Oh, I'm doomed!
Try and scrape it across your chest, like a knife on burnt toast.
It's toe-tappingly tragic.
# For outdated pants #
How ridiculous!
Oh, harsh! I didn't get my beads.
Uh-huh. Helping my defective brothers...
- Wow! Neat! - Oh!
# People say my broken friend is useless #
You know, when I'm upset, I write a song about it.
even the slight bit.
Aw, you look so sad.
It's been an emotional day for me.
and an eight-track player with genuine mono sound.
# Take that, you stupid corn ##
That's why I'll be proud to go up on stage tomorrow and say...
# I like 'em tight #