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What? Why, you're not a tree-huggin' kook at all.
Those aren't even medals. They're bottle caps and pepperoni slices.
Why do we have to resort to nonviolence? Can't we just kick their asses?
while awaiting trial for that there incompetence.
If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey, I don't wanna be right.
Dark matter oil? What if we hit something? The tanker could leak.
Whoa-ho. No, no. No applause.
Guys, it's me, your lovable dictator.
This is an outrage!
Don't leave orphan. Gotta kill entire families.
200 pounds of batter for penguin tempura.
Bender and I have our disagreement, but we're still friends.
Being captain is about intuition and heart.
This time it's your reckless disregard for the environment.
If it ain't black and white, peck, scratch and bite.
And, Bender, that aerosol head spray...
We use hand puppet around the young'uns to simulate a natural environment.
at being a big jerk who's stupid...
Okay, she's all restock with emergency jam. Let's get going.
I'd have done better, but it's plumb hard pleading a case...
Yes, I reckon it is our responsibility. And thankfully, we have a plan.
Now, once you've haul the tanker past the protestors...
you'll be tow the Juan Valdez...
I declare y'all are in a 12-piece bucket of trouble.
All 6,000 hulls have been breach!
makes your antenna smell nice.
and dump oil on them, this might never have happened.
Our peace ring has 'em trap like a tiger in a washing machine.
But I suppose it's this medal I'm most proud of, Wiggles.
Why do we have to resort to nonviolence? Can't we just kick their asses?
But I done struck you a deal.
- I suppose this was your doing. - Yep, it's like I taught 'em.
She even let me sit on her lap and steer... in this comic I drew.
Now, look spry, men! We launch at six bells.
as dark matter spread throughout the penguin habitat.
Sir, you forget yourself. Shut up!
Yes, I reckon it is our responsibility. And thankfully, we have a plan.
that'll someday form a nutritious fungus.
Why aren't you firing randomly into those birds, little lady?
- Permission to come aboard, Wiggles? - Granted.
Being captain is obviously more important to you than being my friend.
The images are truly horrific.
I'm sending you on an extremely controversial mission.
Can't beat fresh-squeezed.
They sent us inside for doing an unsatisfactory job...
If the birds keep multiplying, there'll soon be too many to count.
Well, sure. I mean, not really.
Bender, can you at least pretend you're being punished?
I once knew a guy.
Always respect the chain o' command, Captain.
I'd have done better, but it's plumb hard pleading a case...
and dumped oil on them, this might never have happened.
Now, little lady, those people's asses are living things too.
Of course not! Filthy ice rats!
Now you stay away from those puffin twins.
with a nonviolent human circle.
Guys, it's me, your lovable dictator.
Oh, God, it's inhuman! It's like Hong Kong! I'll do it!
Wiggles, weren't you about to propose a toast to your gallant captain?
It's like a perverted trail mix of penguin estrogen...
This time it's your reckless disregard for the environment.
- That's adorable. - Ow!
Cold showers don't work on Antarctic creatures.
Continuing our coverage of a tragic, but faraway, story.
Yeah, life is hilariously cruel.
Fry, I know those cookies are fresh-a-licious, but they produce an awful lot of trash.
and his big ugly face is as dumb as a butt.
They used to be such peaceful birds.
Now, are you with us, or are you gonna let innocent penguins suffer?
Mr. Fry, I like to give my first mate an informal nickname.
If rubbin' frozen dirt in your crotch is wrong, hey, I don't wanna be right.
is a damn sight better than weeks of starvation.