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Seth MacFarlan, Alex Borstein, Seth Green
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Rupert and I are just having a spritzer and some cheese
♪ don't store your condoms in your billfold ♪
Or this boba fett!
So, quagmire, if you're some kind of big ladies' man,
The all-five-foot-one black albino choir!
♪ when he's walking down the hall on Sunday morn ♪
♪ I'll give my whole wad as a tip ♪
♪ an acorn in a nest of twig, and underneath two fetal pigs ♪
All right, fella, open mic at the library.
Very well, this scavenger hunt
Who sing "happy birthday" at macaroni grill?
Fellow cardholder,
♪ to satisfy my fecal needs ♪
♪ this waitress is prettier than my wife ♪
♪ my suitcase and guitar in hand ♪
♪ in a butter, fruit and dough tart dream ♪
♪ to poop before my anus bleeds ♪
♪ I can't poop in strange places ♪
♪ it's why I never roam ♪
If you randomly stumble upon an amazing talent,
♪ I hope it don't fall off the track and I drown ♪
♪ to poop before my anus bleed ♪
♪ every food tastes good with melt cheese ♪
♪ and now you've rub that on your teeth ♪
We're gonna be the best thing since slice bread!
Get out of here, you mess! You were far away!
(muffled): We got the album covers that peter approve.
Peter, quit screwing around!
Hey, peter, do you mind if I hang out here a while?
I said, shut up!
I've been lie to before.
And after that, I-I realize I...
Hey, quagmire, wake up. I got us twins.
♪ every food taste good with melted cheese ♪
♪ I went to the station, caught a boat downtown ♪
♪ and that I decide to roam. ♪
♪ irregardless of this waitress, I will kill them with a knife. ♪
♪ is neatly planned for a poet ♪
I accidentally made eye contact
♪ lucky there's a man who positively can do ♪
If you randomly stumble upon an amazing talent,
I don't know. Soon thereafter,
Yeah. He wasn't exactly like us,
Hey, y-your makeup lady was crying earlier.
♪ I've left stewie alone with strangers ♪
Wow, finally, something in my life
So we had to almost kill him.
I'm-I'm actually up most nights
So we all kind of turned our attention to that.
But it soon all came to a very ugly end.
Everybody come along with us!
Get out of here, you mess! You were far away!
Wow, we sound amazing together!
♪ have you ever put butter on a pop-tart? ♪
You gonna fart in this airtight booth all night?
All right, backstage whore,
Mort: I got addicted to olives. They were everywhere.
♪ an acorn in a nest of twigs, and underneath two fetal pigs ♪
♪ I hope it don't sink like the titanic ♪
Like indonesian kickboxer agoos bahnwati.
♪ everyone from florida is dumb ♪
Chris, that's inappropriate.
♪ of the best damn treat in the world ♪
I know! That was incredible!
And we need someone tough in our corner.
♪ everyone from florida is stupid ♪
I'm lucky to be alive today.
♪ parents are gross, parents are gross ♪
Fellow cardholders,
We just wear tight pants and get coffee.
With severe panic attacks.
♪ I might not be the bright guy ♪