Name: Skin Game
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) groomsman

Wait, do you want me to be a groomsman? No!
2) sangria

Krieger, equal parts soju sangria and fear-induced adrenaline means I have to pee.
3) cran

My balls are like cran-baisins. What?
4) boldness

Da, please, Woodhouse, I think boldness is needed.
5) abomination

And you need your head examined if you think that abomination is ever going to work for ISIS.
6) wetsuit

What? No, that's a wetsuit!
7) zed

It's zed! And no, Neil Peart stands alone.
8) photovoltaic

Ray, turn the lights on! KRIEGER: Archer, no! The photovoltaic!
9) veal

It's like a transistor radio and a veal cutlet had a baby.
10) bridesmaid

Okay, bride and groom, check. Bridesmaids, check.
11) booze

Because the liquor stores aren't open yet, and she made me pour out all the booze!
12) flourish

Katya? On the flourish is when... Oh, sorry, doctor.
13) perch

Jesus Christ! But you were gonna flay me like a perch?
14) pun

So I know that sucked... Vacuum cleaner pun?
15) trough

ARCHER: Here they are, God, geese at the trough.
16) mermaid

We are like two mermaid, we must swim together.
17) adrenaline

Krieger, equal parts soju sangria and fear-induced adrenaline means I have to pee.
18) accomplishment

How dare you fail to recognize my greatest accomplishment to date?

1) beset

Beset on all sides by idiots.
2) vibrate

Which, again, vibrate. Later, tater.
3) shatter

Darling? Baby, I was emotionally shatter.
4) carve

She's obviously a double, carve up by KGB plastic surgeons to look like Katya, and...
5) crave

And that's twice! Sorry, ignore me, my whole thing is I just crave attention.
6) bleed

MALORY: You better not be bleed on my carpet!
7) swear

I swear to God, if you people can't keep it down, this is the last bear...
8) emphasize

Wait, why'd you emphasize "serial"? I did what?
9) remind

Which remind me, we need to talk about other, uh, internal...
10) dare

KRIEGER: How dare you! I'm sorry?
11) smell

ARCHER: Ugh. What is that? I've never smell that smell in America.
12) alter

Oh, please, I bet the gene pool of Polynesia is irreparably alter.
13) nail

What, you finally nail "YYZ"?
14) laugh

I feel love, I laugh, I sometimes cry. Albeit a saline-lubricant solution.
15) shut

No, it was... Oh, shut up. Do you wanna learn something?
16) examine

And you need your head examine if you think that abomination is ever going to work for ISIS.
17) burn

Because I burn clean, Cyril. Because I don't glop up my engine with bear claws.
18) realize

I'm sorry I hurt you, but I realize that, even though you tried to see past what I am...

1) irreparably

Oh, please, I bet the gene pool of Polynesia is irreparably altered.
2) insanely

She's still kind, and smart, and insanely hot.
3) thankfully

Well, you lost me there, thankfully, but... Give me that!
4) emotionally

Darling? Baby, I was emotionally shattered.
5) backwards

Don't you have that backwards?
6) technically

Well, on, technically. Either way, you're welcome.
7) wherever

Fine, wherever. But no surprises.
8) barely

Yeah, no, you can breathe easy. Actually, I can barely breathe at all.
9) obviously

She's obviously a double, carved up by KGB plastic surgeons to look like Katya, and...
10) twice

And that's twice! Sorry, ignore me, my whole thing is I just crave attention.
11) certainly

...and I certainly don't want her and Sterling back together!
12) nearly

Although not nearly as badly as I am now.
13) alone

It's zed! And no, Neil Peart stands alone.
14) sometimes

I feel love, I laugh, I sometimes cry. Albeit a saline-lubricant solution.
15) finally

No, no, Archer, I've finally cracked it.
16) almost

And almost 9:30, Pam, in case you were thinking about...
17) actually

Yeah, no, you can breathe easy. Actually, I can barely breathe at all.
18) kind

I kind of feel like I'm banging tail-lights on a country road.

1) smug

You don't need a smug "I told you so" from me.
2) unstoppable

It feels like... What is giant, unstoppable wave?
3) photovoltaic

Oh. Their CPUs run on photovoltaic cells.
4) detachable

Hmm. Yeah, and even though it's detachable, that vagina is, like, mind-shattering.
5) jealous

That she's so jealous of my love for Katya, she won't hire a world-class spy...
6) literal

I was going to say a literal shithole.
7) affirmative

...someone like her working at ISIS, since... Since you wanna screw affirmative action?
8) transitional

I live in a transitional neighborhood.
9) insane

Mostly those insane boobs. Check!
10) apt

An apt metaphor.
11) inappropriate

Inappropriate. Alrighty.
12) nervous

Don't be nervous, I'm not gonna rape you.
13) careful

MALORY: Sterling, be careful! ARCHER: Shut up.
14) weak

If Barry gets weak enough, maybe you can overpower him.
15) stupid

...to do her stupid W-9.
16) korean

No, no! I had Korean barbecue for lunch, I cannot look at a Dr. Moreau pig-baby.
17) okay

ARCHER: I swear to God, if I went blind right this very second, I'd be okay with that.
18) alive

Gross and, or, ick, and is she alive?

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