Name: Bloody Ferlin
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) jillion

...uh, about a jillion grenades... Oh.
2) minefield

Get these folks a map of that damn minefield so they can come inside.
3) dowry

Jesus, what's my dowry? Tetanus? Hey, you know what?
4) bazooka

For all we know they're building a Gundam suit with bazooka for hands.
5) roaster

Yeah, like Kenny Rogers' Roosters. Roasters! Randy, wait!
6) tetanus

Jesus, what's my dowry? Tetanus? Hey, you know what?
7) decorator

He does? A New York City interior decorator?
8) sarcasm

That was also sarcasm, since apparently now we're saying whenever we do it.
9) burglar

Burglars, Lana, that's why I'm here and not up to my ears in stewardess.
10) intruder

Apparently the intruder downloaded a virus into the mainframe.
11) dope

Anyway, he wants Randy's dope farm for himself or he'll kill him, so I gotta go and...
12) rooster

First of all, that is a rooster!
13) bum

Ow! What the hell is on your hands? My bum-zappers.
14) preacher

Even though Ray used to be a preacher, he was never big on the Old Testament.
15) stall

What? You should've looked under the stall.
16) mule

I am gonna beat him like a rented mule!
17) fertilizer

...or else him and his boys'll just take it and grind me up into fertilizer.
18) perimeter

Janelle, why don't you take Mr. Archer and show him the defensive perimeter?

1) gallivant

...before you were gallivant around Europe!
2) accuse

And so now I gotta come to him as the law. And you accuse me of planning a murder?
3) shave

I'll cook it! If someone shave it or whatever.
4) insist

[IN NORMAL VOICE] I pretty much insist that you shut up.
5) swear

I swear to God, if Krieger was doing more of his...
6) bother

Because you could never be bother to get a real job!
7) remind

Um, trying? Oh, that remind me.
8) deserve

There's plenty of blame to go around here. I don't think I deserve any, but...
9) hammer

Mm, getting hammer on moonshine and trying to bang skanky trailer chicks?
10) grab

If anybody gets hit, you grab one and slap iron to it.
11) assure

But rest assure we are on it, and Archer is on it, and...
12) screw

Ah, great. And I am sorry I screw your wife.
13) fake

...and Ray's been faking that he's paralyzed?
14) damn

But damn if I'm gonna contribute to the obesity epidemic.
15) hang

RANDY: Whoa, whoa, whoa, now hang on a second!
16) shut

[IN NORMAL VOICE] I pretty much insist that you shut up.
17) suppose

How else was I suppose to earn a living? Digging 'seng?
18) kick

Before I kick this ladder over in the hopes of paralyzing you for real...

1) eerily

Well, for one thing, it's eerily similar to the plot of White Lightning...
2) nervously

[PONDER SNIFFS THEN CHERYL CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY]
3) seemingly

Randy, your seemingly effeminate brother is actually a highly trained secret agent.
4) literally

Or have we literally gone back in time?
5) perfectly

There is a perfectly good coal mine not a half-mile from here.
6) obviously

Well, it's obviously working, you're on a...
7) apparently

That was also sarcasm, since apparently now we're saying whenever we do it.
8) respectively

Yes and no. Respectively?
9) extremely

No, I swear, this was just an extremely unlikely mishap with the barbed wire.
10) earlier

Yes. Randy. Which I probably should've mentioned earlier.
11) finally

Wha...? Finally, a non-idiotic greeting.
12) recently

Two questions: Is that the sheriff and have you recently gone insane?
13) almost

You almost got me and my friends killed!
14) super

Man. Is it me or is he super menacing?
15) actually

Actually, it'll be better if she thinks... We're married!
16) kind

I kind of have some family problems.
17) inside

Get these folks a map of that damn minefield so they can come inside.
18) soon

...on the case. Well I want some answers, and soon.

1) nonplussed

Well? Why you look so nonplussed?
2) effeminate

Randy, your seemingly effeminate brother is actually a highly trained secret agent.
3) menacing

Man. Is it me or is he super menacing?
4) amenable

Because we would be amenable to that.
5) barbed

No, I swear, this was just an extremely unlikely mishap with the barbed wire.
6) disgusted

I have never, in my entire life, been as disgusted as I am at this moment.
7) dang

Give him my whole dang operation, get out of the holler by sundown...
8) crooked

Whatever, is gonna be murdered by your hometown's crooked sheriff?
9) ashamed

Aw. And here all this time I thought it was because you were ashamed of us.
10) moist

Which I assume is not only hot but also moist.
11) limp

For your limp, useless legs.
12) shocking

...paying homeless men to fight is shocking?
13) racist

Randy, you may be a racist, homophobic, wife-swapping drug dealer...
14) skinny

Come here, you skinny-legged son of a bitch!
15) rude

It would be rude not to eat her pie.
16) delighted

I'd be delighted. Whoa, no, wait a second...
17) insane

What are you, insane? "Hey y'all, here's my great big old black wife!"
18) fried

You still partial to fried chicken?

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