Name: Heart of Archness: Part II
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) bucktooth

Now we melawan raja. And then we see who is bucktooth little shit.
2) arachnology

NOAH: That's arachnology!
3) incipient

...mutiny. Okay. So, what comes after incipient?
4) duress

Wait, are you under duress?
5) fip

Yeah, hi, two cats. One of whom I think has FIP, so commit that.
6) idiom

Damn it. I can't do idiom. Sorry.
7) tinnitus

This is what I was talking about with the whole tinnitus thing.
8) whine

You hear that high-pitched whine? It's like...
9) tequila

Only if it sounds like a shitload of tequila and some A-rab hoagies.
10) jealousy

Let's just try to control all your jealousy and, ugh, sexual frustration.
11) opium

And opium. Yes, you know, I bet they've escaped.
12) ransom

...with a stupid ransom demand for Mr. Stupid Archer.
13) disguise

...get that eye patch? What, are you in pirate disguise?
14) morale

NOAH: Okay. Item one. The huge morale problem.
15) metaphor

Colloquial metaphor.
16) twink

So a twink escort you rent, but...
17) challenger

Oh, king fight. If the king loses to a challenger in one-on-one combat...
18) bastard

Those dirty pirate bastard. They killed my baby boy.

1) slather

Noah, I'm half drunk and slather in every bodily fluid there is.
2) enslave

Or I was, until these guys captured my research vessel and enslave me.
3) overpower

...and when they come to put him out, we overpower them.
4) rend

GILLETTE: Oh, would you relax? You rent a boat, that money's gone.
5) kidnap

...and extract that kidnap getting-ass son of a bitch, he's gonna be all like:
6) skim

More skim it.
7) ach

GILLETTE: She said, trying to convince herself she no longer ach for his... Ow!
8) dare

MALORY: How dare you?
9) trap

Well, congratulations. We're trap. We're not...
10) attract

Yes. But, ha! Am I still attract to him?
11) assure

Ma'am. But rest assure I'll let you know the minute they do.
12) pray

Whatever it was, you better pray it had about three coats of Scotchgard.
13) nail

In progress. Nailed it.
14) quit

Damn it, quit stepping on my hands, idiot.
15) shut

Oh, shut up. How can you even think about happy hour at a time like this?
16) suppose

How the hell are we suppose to get out of here?
17) torture

When probably as we speak, my poor Sterling is being torture by pirates.
18) shoot

What? Sterling. I think he's been shot.

1) backwards

I would, but who'd bet on...? Wait, don't you have that backwards?
2) expressly

...but since it wasn't expressly forbidden, tough titties.
3) somewhere

I know it's in here somewhere.
4) obviously

Well, we're obviously gonna use that.
5) apparently

Not me, apparently.
6) carefully

Malory. I don't have a lot of time, so please listen very carefully.
7) twice

If you are, key your handset twice.
8) exactly

Wasted, exactly, let's go be that.
9) perhaps

That I, perhaps due to my race, might have a problem...
10) finally

MALORY: Rip? Oh, finally. Malory, listen to me very...
11) otherwise

No. You're not. Because there is no mutiny, potential or otherwise.
12) especially

Especially the actual, you know, piracy part.
13) thus

Thus continuing the circle of "Why bother?"
14) actually

That's different. Well, they did ask if I wanted to actually buy him, but I thought...
15) kind

Uh, it's kind of weird.
16) enough

But... Noah. Morale's low enough as it is.
17) half

Noah, I'm half drunk and slathered in every bodily fluid there is.
18) least

I bet after we Zodiac in past the reef, take out at least one OP...

1) incorrigible

Yeah, Bucky's an incorrigible gossip.
2) disgruntled

No, we don't... Dealing with disgruntled employees...
3) intramural

Not to mention intramural lacrosse.
4) jealous

I mean, am I jealous because Archer gets preferential treatment?
5) skinny

Clock your skinny ass out already, and let's go get outside some drinks.
6) insane

Whoo! Ha, ha. That was insane.
7) doctoral

My field's anthropology. And I'm actually just a doctoral candidate.
8) fascinating

I know, they're fascinating.
9) curious

Not really. Why? Just curious.
10) drunk

Noah, I'm half drunk and slathered in every bodily fluid there is.
11) damn

Fascinating. Because since when is there a radio in the damn dungeon?
12) weird

That I'd be weird about it?
13) silent

Oh, now you're giving me the silent treatment? What, are you 6?
14) tough

...but since it wasn't expressly forbidden, tough titties.
15) stupid

Ugh. I can't. I have to cover her stupid phone in case some stupid pirates call...
16) mutual

The feeling's mutual. Because if my son was as big a bonehead as you...
17) arab

Arab, sorry.
18) swiss

I said it. So good luck finding all these Swiss accounts.

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