Name: Lo Scandalo
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) waft

I assume to let the stink of cabbage waft through the halls, but...
2) dago

...did those dastardly dago kill him and then dress him up like a big giant penis, or...?
3) accoutrements

And so he started introducing all these accoutrements very gradually.
4) coverall

We get some coverall and a carpet-cleaning van...
5) mobster

Ooh! Who's that, some mobster?
6) meatball

Man, if I don't get some spaghetti and meatball, I may literally die.
7) wench

Well, apart from this sullen wench murdering good etiquette... Ow!
8) broil

You sure? Shut up. I hit broil instead of bake.
9) grunt

[MALORY GRUNTS THEN SAVIO SPEAKS IN ITALIAN]
10) grudge

...and the whole time she's been holding a grudge, right?
11) vendetta

But why you make la vendetta?
12) rebirth

...against the rebirth of fascism a crime.
13) fascism

...against the rebirth of fascism a crime.
14) thug

...you and your fascist thug gunned down a young man in the street.
15) trench

Although, I am curious why she wouldn't take off that trench coat.
16) liar

Because it sure as shit ain't a surprise party, Krieger. You big fat liar.
17) throttle

Hit the throttle on the bourbon...
18) spaghetti

I bet I won't even be able to eat spaghetti and meatballs.

1) freshen

Then I freshen up while Savio got changed and situated.
2) misread

Or am I misread the situation?
3) assassinate

The Italian prime minister was just assassinate in my apartment.
4) restrain

...so you restrain him with these leather cuffs...
5) tighten

MALORY: I crossed over to the chair and tighten his last restraint.
6) annoy

You had to make it look good? Well, and also annoy you.
7) lure

Oh, my God. So you're saying Mother lure Mascalzone up there...
8) squeeze

...then to keep pressure on the wounds, you greased him up, squeeze him into this...
9) swear

Yeah, do that, take that tone. But I swear, I didn't shoot him.
10) grease

...then to keep pressure on the wounds, you grease him up, squeezed him into this...
11) owe

You two owe me an apology.
12) spill

Although I guess someone must have spill a drink.
13) bust

...because I'm gonna have to, uh, heh, bust you in the face a couple times.
14) burst

MALORY: And then, bang, in burst three men.
15) remind

Oh, God, that remind me. Krieger? KRIEGER: Yeah, I found it.
16) mess

No. Malory, I've done some mess-up shit working for you...
17) nail

Well, you definitely nail it. I mean, if this doesn't just scream "romance."
18) laugh

Ha-ha-ha. Which is what I'm doing. I'm laugh.

1) indubitably

[IN POSH ACCENT] I mean, indubitably, lieutenant.
2) chock

Is unrelated to the dead guy over there who's chock-full of bullets.
3) technically

Well, technically, it's a zentai. What?
4) nicely

...this bathroom should do nicely, and a pot of coffee like I like my women:
5) gradually

And so he started introducing all these accoutrements very gradually.
6) literally

Man, if I don't get some spaghetti and meatballs, I may literally die.
7) perfectly

ARCHER [IN POSH ACCENT]: A perfectly nice dinner, Calpurnia.
8) obviously

Well, obviously they're related.
9) definitely

Well, you definitely nailed it. I mean, if this doesn't just scream "romance."
10) apart

Well, apart from this sullen wench murdering good etiquette... Ow!
11) possibly

I'd like to know how this could possibly get any worse.
12) twice

...we have to help you get rid of a dead body. You've only been here twice.
13) certainly

Certainly. Ow. Heh-heh.
14) exactly

I, uh... Yeah, exactly. Good question.
15) instead

You sure? Shut up. I hit broil instead of bake.
16) especially

Especially this year, as we had more than the usual medical bills.
17) recently

You're saying the fact that your gun has recently been fired is...
18) late

Too late. Malory.

1) sullen

Well, apart from this sullen wench murdering good etiquette... Ow!
2) laughable

I find the very suggestion laughable. Heh-heh.
3) rhetorical

Oh, sorry, was that rhetorical?
4) frantic

So, what, why the frantic phone call?
5) fascist

...you and your fascist thugs gunned down a young man in the street.
6) plausible

So plausible deniability isn't a super-realistic goal here.
7) unrelated

Is unrelated to the dead guy over there who's chock-full of bullets.
8) discreet

He's discreet. So no one else will ever know about this whole...
9) ridiculous

Which makes you look ridiculous. And which...
10) rid

...we have to help you get rid of a dead body. You've only been here twice.
11) curious

Although, I am curious why she wouldn't take off that trench coat.
12) soviet

...set up to counter a possible Soviet invasion of Western Europe.
13) exotic

As he grew older, Savio's tastes became more and more exotic.
14) fake

It's just, who would call in with a fake tip like that though?
15) elegant

Elegant dinner party, for the most elegant people in all of New York.
16) surprised

I wouldn't be surprised if it was our super, Mr. Herlihy. He drinks.
17) brilliant

And brilliant. When I'm done, each of us will walk out carrying a small parcel.
18) weird

But then it sort of turned into this whole weird cryptofascist CIA shit show...

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