Name: The Man from Jupiter
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) speedboat

Speedboats, not airboats.
2) mustache

BURT: I'm sitting here with just a mustache and memories of last night.
3) raccoon

I am too. Look at me. Raccoon eyes...
4) serpentine

No, serpentine, serpentine!
5) frown

Oh, looks like we're in danger of a frown turning upside-down.
6) chute

For just putting a pole where the garbage chute already is.
7) villain

Kick-ass! Stupid villain!
8) beep

[PANS CLATTER THEN ANSWERING MACHINE BEEPS]
9) intimacy

BURT: Emotional intimacy.
10) nerd

Hey, guys? LANA: Zip it, nerd!
11) liar

...falling for that, you big liar.
12) screenplay

And you just got a screenplay credit.
13) valet

Isn't it pronounced "valet"?
14) buster

...mustache rides around here, buster!
15) archer

ARCHER: And so here's what I propose:
16) erection

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of my giant throbbing erection.
17) asshole

LANA [OVER PHONE]: You are such an asshole!
18) sequel

Sorry. Let me buy you a drink. I wanna tell you my idea for a Gator sequel.

1) blee

And I for one am gonna go watch Hooper and masturbate till my fingers blee.
2) assassinate

Mother is ruining what remains of my life before a Cuban hit squad assassinate me, so...
3) kidnap

I bet Archer kidnap him. How?
4) tart

...to seeing you all tart up to meet my hero in a hotel bar for sex.
5) invent

Now watch what I do right here. Yeah, duh, I only invent it.
6) slap

Just that last part, where she slap you.
7) swear

I swear to God, you could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
8) pretend

You do. You just pretend you don't because you're afraid of...
9) shuffle

...broken men shuffle like zombies.
10) chill

...drink chill champagne served by my valet...
11) knock

LANA: Knocks him out... CHERYL: Archer knock out Burt Reynolds?
12) remind

Oh, my God, that totally remind me. This came for you. From him.
13) propose

ARCHER: And so here's what I propose:
14) punch

What's awful is I almost punch you. Heh, heh. No, you didn't.
15) dump

"Dear Malory, it's been real, but I'm dump you for a young starlet...
16) chase

And they get chase by dirty cops, but in the end they win!
17) torture

Why are you torturing her like that?
18) shoot

You almost got shot in the face.

1) literally

MALORY: So unless the building is literally on fire, none of you are to call me.
2) basically

That movie's basically why I became a secret agent in the first place.
3) somewhere

And then hides him somewhere, like an idiot kid hiding a lamp he broke.
4) obviously

Obviously we're gonna wait for her. She's the hot one.
5) apparently

Apparently. This intel's a week old.
6) twice

Twice as many would be none. What? Gator had...
7) absolutely

You're not gonna make that movie. Oh, I absolutely am.
8) slow

No such thing. Yes, such thing. Slow down.
9) certainly

Pimp cup? Certainly.
10) especially

And especially nobody from ISIS. LANA: Okay.
11) almost

What's awful is I almost punched you. Heh, heh. No, you didn't.
12) actually

That's actually kind of scary. Eh.
13) kind

Listen, I kind of have a date.
14) fast

Heh, heh, heh. Burt, it's too fast! You're going too fast!
15) else

...you'll wake up in a mental ward with total amnesia under someone else's name!
16) ever

I'm serious. If you ever go near my mother again...
17) once

And once your ISIS buddies find out that you kidnapped me and come find me...
18) always

Since always!

1) unspeakable

...so she can do unspeakable things with Burt Reynolds.
2) sarcastic

I'm sorry, your words made sense, but your sarcastic tone did not.
3) freaking

You broke my freaking nose! What's that?
4) rhetorical

Why are you asking rhetorical questions?
5) irresponsible

You should be. That was totally irresponsible.
6) drastic

I'm serious, I will do something drastic.
7) imaginary

A, because he thinks they're imaginary, and B, the safe house doesn't have a...
8) ridiculous

Lowest quote I got. That's ridiculous.
9) delighted

And I for one would be delighted.
10) affirmative

I mean, don't get me wrong, I'm all for affirmative action, but...
11) cuban

I'll be the judge of... A Cuban hit squad is in New York to kill me?
12) awful

What's awful is I almost punched you. Heh, heh. No, you didn't.
13) endangered

The California redwood is endangered.
14) damn

Heading north on the FDR at 60th. Getting shot at by your damn Cubans.
15) odd

Pimm's Cup. Odd choice.
16) sad

Aw. That's actually kind of sad. All right, here's the plan.
17) emotional

BURT: Emotional intimacy.
18) stupid

And if I let you up, are you gonna do anything stupid?

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