Name: The Limited
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) indistinctly

[WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER PA]
2) ablutions

Uh, trying to perform my ablutions?
3) ocelot

Ah. Are you talking about the ocelot? Are you not?
4) sardine

This thing's a sardine can. How are people supposed to travel like this?
5) elitist

At worst, I'm an elitist, but not racist.
6) serpentine

Babou, serpentine!
7) standoff

Great, good, we're all Mounties. So no need for a Mexican standoff, eh?
8) incompetence

Now we get to search all the sleeper cars, thanks to your incompetence.
9) wasteland

...in the frozen wasteland of upstate New York, so...
10) rendition

Help! Help! Extraordinary rendition! Extraordinary rendition!
11) ditto

Well, I doubt she'll make it on now. Heh. Ditto for Archer.
12) disguise

The perfect disguise for terrorists who wanna board a train to bust loose another terrorist?
13) sleeper

Now we get to search all the sleeper cars, thanks to your incompetence.
14) paw

Oh, keep an eye out for paw prints. Where, in the blood?
15) bastard

Boys, make sure you bring the heavy stuff. These crazy ISIS bastard aren't playing.
16) archer

ARCHER: Holy shit. "We don't know the meaning of 'private.'
17) tuna

Retinas! Seared like tuna steaks.
18) asshole

Yes, all of it! You fox-eared asshole!

1) untwist

Get your panties untwist. Damn.
2) gange

What? I don't wanna be gange up on. George, back me up here.
3) scuff

I swear to God, if you scuff my bags...
4) impersonate

Same goes for you bastards, plus impersonating an RCMP constable.
5) cramp

It's already cramp back there, what with that piss-reeking ocelot.
6) starve

...because I am starving.
7) smear

Uh, yeah, just disregard the gun-toting spies and the blood smear everywhere.
8) disguise

You are so stupid, thinking terrorists would be disguise as...
9) swear

I swear to God, if you scuff my bags...
10) knock

I mean they're not... Not for you to be knock on.
11) shut

Come on and shut up.
12) ban

What's it matter? We're all ban from Canada.
13) suppose

This thing's a sardine can. How are people suppose to travel like this?
14) shoot

You shot a cow?
15) locate

Before or after we locate the dangerous terrorist?
16) murder

And B, you murder the porter.
17) bet

I bet it's hard to see anything from that high horse.
18) treat

I treat all servants exactly the same, regardless of their race.

1) insanely

That hurts, like, insanely bad. That's why I said sorry in advance.
2) forcibly

I want this train stopped immediately and this stowaway forcibly disembarked.
3) accidentally

Fifty-fifty you accidentally shoot somebody, Newb.
4) literally

Probably my stomach growling. I am literally starving to death.
5) loose

The perfect disguise for terrorists who wanna board a train to bust loose another terrorist?
6) regardless

I treat all servants exactly the same, regardless of their race.
7) somewhere

I'm sure there's one here somewhere. Why are all these locked?
8) obviously

And obviously an ocelot wouldn't survive...
9) apparently

Or not, apparently. Okay. CYRIL: Wow.
10) normally

Normally, no, but I drank about two gallons of mamajuana this afternoon.
11) absolutely

There's absolutely no reason to ever get on top of a moving train.
12) exactly

Well, but with Archer helping... I wouldn't exactly call it "helping."
13) immediately

I want this train stopped immediately and this stowaway forcibly disembarked.
14) sometimes

I know, right? Although, sometimes there's a helicopter.
15) otherwise

I am not taking that woman a salad, Cobb or otherwise.
16) late

Too late, he's gone. Thanks to Cyril.
17) actually

My name actually is George.
18) enough

Plus, you already used that one. Hey, it was good enough to merit seconds.

1) unvaccinated

Unvaccinated animal. Put him down, boys. No! Serpentine, Babou!
2) sullen

Most people fly. So your days of sullen superiority are numbered.
3) unsupervised

...along with "don't leave prisoners unsupervised."
4) lucrative

And once we do, hopefully the Mounties will start sending us all kinds of lucrative work.
5) upstate

...in the frozen wasteland of upstate New York, so...
6) plural

...so I had my cars hooked up. Cars? Plural?
7) infamous

So this is the infamous Kenny Bilcoe? You don't look like much of a terrorist.
8) mah

Or was it mah-jongg? I don't remember.
9) racist

You drop it, you racist bastard.
10) sovereign

That's because I'm a freedom fighter for a free and sovereign Nova Scotia.
11) renowned

Please tell me he's a renowned chicken-and-waffle chef...
12) radical

...this train could be attacked by radical Nova Scotian separatists.
13) frozen

...in the frozen wasteland of upstate New York, so...
14) exotic

...you're under arrest for violating the Exotic Fish and Wildlife Importation Act.
15) drunk

No, 6... Sterling, are you drunk? Winner!
16) weird

Make this a weird racial thing.
17) careful

Be careful! You big lummox!
18) mounted

Royal Canadian Mounted Police, folks.

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