Name: El Contador
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) welsher

Bloop! The welsher says... CYRIL: Psst!
2) oof

ARCHER: Cyril? Oof! Unh!
3) klick

...there's about 10 klick ofjungle that I just assume is one giant booby-trap showroom.
4) dengue

Cover it with malaria and leeches, sprinkle some dengue fever on it...
5) leech

Cover it with malaria and leech, sprinkle some dengue fever on it...
6) kilometer

ARCHER: Well, then why not just say "kilometer"?
7) tropics

Um, tropics or Busch Gardens?
8) dossier

Calzado's boss. Don't you remember the dossier?
9) chevron

Mother, the chevron are locking.
10) ransom

We'll use some of the million-dollar reward to pay his ransom.
11) roar

Well, at least one does, because I just heard its spine-tingling roar.
12) chopper

Uh, yeah, it means hurry? Come on, we got a chopper to catch. Tie him up.
13) stall

Oh, my God! I'm gonna die in a toilet stall, just like the gypsy said.
14) infusion

And hopefully an infusion of much-needed capital.
15) diarrhea

[IN NORMAL VOICE] I kind of wish I'd skipped the diarrhea part.
16) chop

Lana, get some vines and tie him up, chop-chop.
17) lava

The floor is lava! The floor is lava!
18) bastard

Damn that Krieger. Nazi-clone bastard. Ah.

1) gutt

Since the DEA's budget was gutt by all those federal spending cutbacks.
2) scour

I literally... Figuratively scour the globe for these special herbs...
3) injure

Our special guests must not be injure in any way.
4) spout

...you wouldn't be spout that socialist propaganda.
5) lapse

...subjects B and C have lapse into deep unconsciousness.
6) swear

LANA: Archer, I swear to God, if you don't shut up...
7) owe

The tiger also says you owe me $1000, so...
8) bluff

CYRIL: Then they brought me here. I bluff my way through the rest.
9) bust

Okay, yes, bust again, but I think now we're kind of rethinking that, so...
10) helicopter

Cyril, dress appropriately. You'll be helicopter into the jungle.
11) remind

Cool. Oh, and this whole thing remind me.
12) propose

Then I propose a friendly wager.
13) smell

Oh, God, it tastes worse than it smell.
14) screw

Possibly. Well, then we're all screw.
15) shut

Because shut up. Oh, jungle zing.
16) solve

Problemo solve-o.
17) murder

After seeing a tiger get murder, Lana?
18) bet

Cyril. No, I bet in this context, the "Shadow."

1) laughably

And Cyril is utterly, laughably unqualified to be a field agent.
2) tactically

You're thinking tactically, making quick decisions, and I gotta tell you...
3) figuratively

It figuratively kills me to say this, Cyril, but yeah, you did.
4) theoretically

Theoretically. Sorry.
5) undercover

Well, unless we need someone to go undercover as a shopping cart.
6) utterly

And Cyril is utterly, laughably unqualified to be a field agent.
7) appropriately

Cyril, dress appropriately. You'll be helicoptering into the jungle.
8) specially

...tearing around on specially-equipped croc-choppers.
9) literally

I looked away for literally one second.
10) potentially

In a potentially hostile environment like this, the key is total situational awareness.
11) damn

...confidence is pretty damn sexy. Really?
12) besides

Besides, throwing money away like that would displease El Contador.
13) obviously

Well, then you're obviously an idiot when it comes to crocodiles...
14) apparently

Are you really that selfish?! ARCHER: Apparently!
15) definitely

Yeah, I'm definitely gonna be sick.
16) possibly

Possibly. Well, then we're all screwed.
17) effectively

We don't have enough field agents to effectively run our covert operations...
18) exactly

Exactly, and how many drug users could be treated with that money?

1) freaking

Ow! And B, lower your freaking voice.
2) unparalleled

Because that's exactly the brand of unparalleled professional excellence...
3) busted

Okay, yes, let me explain. Busted. We're arms dealers.
4) illicit

...and it's guaranteed to rid your body of all traces of any illicit substance.
5) covert

We don't have enough field agents to effectively run our covert operations...
6) gastric

I had, um, gastric distress, or whatever, so I was just gonna duck off the trail.
7) lame

I know, but that's just lame. Cyril.
8) ridiculous

Which is ridiculous, given the current economy.
9) nazi

Damn that Krieger. Nazi-clone bastard. Ah.
10) invisible

Yes. Oh. Couple things. A, he's invisible.
11) exotic

I think maybe it's all these exotic animals.
12) herbal

I call it Krieger-Kleanse. It's an herbal tea, all-natural...
13) brilliant

That's right, Archer. All part of my brilliant plan.
14) drunk

Ooh. Probably shouldn't have done that. Not enough left to get drunk on.
15) damn

MALORY: And knock off that damn beatboxing!
16) organizational

Organizational charts, inventory and cash-flow analyses, spreadsheets.
17) stupid

...since he's our only way out of this stupid jungle, dumbass.
18) alive

Because you're going to get Calzado, dead or alive.

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