Name: Drift Problem
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) caltrop

Yeah, caltrop. Try, maybe, area-denial-weapons.Com.
2) shiro

Not if shiro kabocha can help it.
3) puss

Cookie Puss. Those guys at Carvel know what they're doing.
4) rampage

Well, maybe a limited rampage. No.
5) sucker

What are you looking at, sucker?
6) genie

...but the blond genie woman who lives inside you that talks.
7) nephew

And, again, just really sorry about your nephew.
8) spit

Okay, I'm gonna drink some of this and then I'm gonna do a huge spit take on you.
9) mach

It makes the Mach 5 look like a vagina.
10) flaw

Besides the danger of drunk driving, it's obviously a huge design flaw.
11) bastard

And, man, against those pinkieless bastard, you had better come correct.
12) archer

ARCHER: No time to talk, Popeye. It's my birthday.
13) erection

Um... Oh, God. He's got an erection.
14) thief

Car thieves. And this was obviously a ring of very high-end car thieves.
15) pumpkin

It means "white pumpkin."
16) listener

Right, sorry, guess I'm a bad listener.
17) scrap

Scraps of paper, Woodhouse, which, by definition, yes, is garbage.
18) outfit

Infiltrate whatever criminal outfit steals the hottest cars in the city.

1) outdo

Thanks, Woodhouse. This is amazing. Seriously, you outdid yourself.
2) inconsiderate

Sterling Malory Archer, you inconsiderate little...
3) pout

Or are you pout for some reason?
4) detach

The grappling hook detach from my end?
5) rethink

So you rethink that rampage?
6) boast

WOMAN: The interior boast mil-spec GPS...
7) swear

I swear to God, I'll scoop out whatever organs you have left and...
8) unlock

Are you...? Sterling, you left it unlock in an unattended garage.
9) steal

MALORY: If you get it stolen, you won't ever get another one.
10) acknowledge

ARCHER: Thank you. Finally, somebody acknowledge my birthday.
11) snap

I'm kidding. You couldn't have stopped her. She would've snap your spine.
12) quit

And also quit talking to you, because now I'm pretty sure that was just a recording.
13) shut

Brett, shut up. What else does it do?
14) suppose

He's suppose to meet me at 21 for his stupid birthday dinner, but he's not answering...
15) lie

But, no, you didn't listen to me. And then you lie to me.
16) dodge

Wow, dodge a bullet there, huh?
17) crash

And if you crash it... I won't.
18) bet

But seriously, I bet I will be late, so go ahead and pull the trigger on those martinis.

1) figuratively

Figuratively. And you had better hope we don't have to dodge any literally.
2) undercover

So now I have to go undercover in the high-end car-thief whatever, underworld...
3) whatsoever

Because there's nothing special about today whatsoever, Mother.
4) literally

Figuratively. And you had better hope we don't have to dodge any literally.
5) steady

Steady on, sir.
6) somehow

I heard you, Mother. Somehow.
7) personally

Well, not me personally, I... Why would you do that?
8) obviously

Besides the danger of drunk driving, it's obviously a huge design flaw.
9) apparently

Or doing your share of work, apparently. Who likes that?
10) nearly

Not nearly as dangerous as Mother finding out I lost my birthday present.
11) exactly

And you know this how, exactly?
12) finally

ARCHER: Thank you. Finally, somebody acknowledges my birthday.
13) late

Sorry, I'm running late, so go ahead and order me four martinis and...
14) almost

And then you almost got everyone killed, and...
15) actually

I am, actually.
16) kind

...but I kind of wanna have sex with you. Is that all right?
17) half

But you come in here, guns blazing, half-cocked, and probably half-drunk...
18) else

Brett, shut up. What else does it do?

1) badass

Whoa. Wow, Pam, you're actually pretty badass at this.
2) insanely

...oversaw the design of the world's most insanely kick-ass spy car.
3) agitated

No shit I'm agitated, look at my car.
4) unattended

Are you...? Sterling, you left it unlocked in an unattended garage.
5) irresponsible

Now, where was I? Oh, yes, and all because you're irresponsible.
6) disgusting

CYRIL: You're disgusting. What kind of a lesson would that be?
7) lame

Wait a minute, was that just a lame pre-recorded video?
8) insane

Are you...? And I am being serious here. Are you insane?
9) blond

...but the blond genie woman who lives inside you that talks.
10) loud

Thank you, world's loud voice. Now shut up.
11) drunk

Besides the danger of drunk driving, it's obviously a huge design flaw.
12) damn

We don't even have your damn car. We steal drift cars.
13) rough

No wonder it was running rough. Archer, don't...
14) quarterly

Yes, it's the quarterly fire drill.
15) stupid

So, what are you ladies up to? Cleaning out the stupid file room.
16) okay

It's okay. I'll wait while you make me a new birthday breakfast not covered in garbage.
17) alive

Come on, people. Look alive.
18) gross

Ew. Gross.

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