Name: Space Race: Part I
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) gigantism

Besides suffering from gigantism? Shut up.
2) mutineer

But we can expect heavy resistance. I'm sure the mutineer are armed.
3) boondoggle

You think space exploration is a boondoggle?
4) teriyaki

The tofu teriyaki, not so much.
5) cadre

Because I need a small cadre of highly trained agents...
6) fart

Or tricking me into that fart-locker to get blasted into outer goddamn space...
7) stun

On "stun," it fires an ion pulse, similar to an EMP.
8) tofu

The tofu teriyaki, not so much.
9) enema

What is the deal with all the enema? Uh...
10) famine

And even as the famine begin, global war will erupt...
11) faction

Because I fear that one faction, led by radical nationalists, has mutinied.
12) pardon

Ah. "Ms." Archer, I beg your pardon. Don't.
13) archer

ARCHER: Ba-dum-bum!
14) erection

And can it be fired with an erection?
15) sensation

...so you can get acquainted with the sensation of being weightless.
16) locker

...of 15 years of boarding school locker rooms?
17) idiot

Not to mention whatever idiot reason you had for smuggling Pam on board.
18) harness

Actually, is it a five-point harness, or...?

1) jeopardize

Mr. Archer, that's twice you've jeopardize the success of this mission.
2) outweigh

No, Agent Kane, I'm afraid your particular skill-set outweigh your...
3) beg

Ah. "Ms." Archer, I beg your pardon. Don't.
4) accelerate

But since you're on such an accelerate training schedule...
5) inspire

Well, you inspire him. With all those medals on that powerful chest.
6) restrict

Why is this man in the restrict area?
7) dock

I want to brief you all on what to expect when we dock with Horizon.
8) admit

I admit this isn't an ideal scenario.
9) blast

Or tricking me into that fart-locker to get blast into outer goddamn space...
10) destroy

You just destroy Alderaan.
11) engage

COMPUTER: Gravity engage.
12) shut

And you never mind and also shut up.
13) suppose

You're suppose to fire!
14) invite

MALORY: Because Tony invite me. ARCHER: Tony?
15) spin

Look. See how it spin on its longitudinal axis?
16) shoot

No, you jerk. You shoot me in the heart with a space-blaster?
17) venture

Would you say we'd be venturing into a zone of danger?
18) mention

I only mention it because I also happen to be single.

1) aboard

But I want to know how you got aboard.
2) barely

Thanks. Normally, I'd say I don't need it, but I can barely feel my legs.
3) literally

...until there was literally no more fluid left in my body.
4) loud

I know what it stands for. I was there. Please don't say it out loud.
5) thereof

Or lack thereof. Or whatever.
6) obviously

Which, obviously, pretty vague.
7) apparently

But since apparently money is no object...
8) forever

...to live forever among the stars.
9) eventually

Eventually, she'll get acclimated.
10) normally

Well, normally you would, but by our doctors.
11) twice

Mr. Archer, that's twice you've jeopardized the success of this mission.
12) properly

But we haven't been trained properly! To what? Wear a seat belt?
13) extremely

I was told I had to undergo a bunch of extremely invasive medical tests.
14) exactly

Exactly. Now, more than ever, is when we need to look to space...
15) finally

And mankind can finally slip the surly bonds of Earth...
16) otherwise

Ugh. Otherwise, just follow me.
17) forward

We'll dock here, move forward on foot toward Horizon's bridge...
18) almost

What...? But almost always.

1) underfinanced

He could've been saying "underfinanced."
2) parabolic

The KC-135 flies in a parabolic arc...
3) acquainted

...so you can get acquainted with the sensation of being weightless.
4) decisive

Because that's exactly the kind of decisive action this mission calls for.
5) scarce

...as fresh water becomes scarce than gold.
6) vague

Which, obviously, pretty vague.
7) lethal

On "kill" mode, the M-41 fires lethal plasma ammunition.
8) invasive

I was told I had to undergo a bunch of extremely invasive medical tests.
9) explosive

Aah! What the...? COMPUTER: Explosive decompression.
10) eager

Well, he's eager, I'll give him that.
11) tactical

We don't have a tactical plan. We don't...
12) brave

...a small group of brave colonists can terraform Mars.
13) calm

Would you calm the hell down? I am calm! I'm also out of here.
14) radical

Because I fear that one faction, led by radical nationalists, has mutinied.
15) artificial

Horizon has artificial gravity.
16) outer

Or tricking me into that fart-locker to get blasted into outer goddamn space...
17) rough

Because Phase Two is a little rough.
18) careful

Careful. Even on stun, it can...

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