Name: Space Race: Part II
Released: 2016-11-29
Cast: H. Jon Benjamin, Judy Greer, Amber Nash

1) ravages

Well, I didn't invent the ravages of time.
2) stasis

I'm going into stasis. Wake me up when we're on the ground.
3) whoo

He what? While shouting "whoo!"
4) gunshot

[GUNSHOT THEN CHERYL SCREAMS]
5) novella

It's an allegorical novella about Stalinism by George Orwell!
6) extinguisher

Thanks to you and your fire extinguisher. Right?
7) meow

Heh, heh. He said "meow."
8) coupler

COMPUTER [OVER PA]: Docking coupler disengaging.
9) brood

Using me as your brood sow?
10) sow

Using me as your brood sow?
11) famine

What's more insane? Suffering through famine, war, disease on a dying Earth...
12) laborer

Well, we're calling them "involuntary laborer."
13) utopia

...or creating a utopia on Mars?
14) spoiler

And spoiler alert, it sucks!
15) flock

Maybe we can, I don't know, stampede a flock of goats down the hall.
16) cuff

Are the cuff really necessary?
17) archer

ARCHER: Yes. LANA: No!
18) asshole

If you're done being an asshole, help me strip this guy so I can...

1) scream

[GUNSHOT THEN CHERYL SCREAMS]
2) remind

Which remind me.
3) doom

Earth is doom.
4) steal

Yeah, I think that totally works. Stole them from the gift shop.
5) settle

Okay, then it's settle.
6) deserve

So I deserve to land the goddamn spaceship!
7) shanghai

Let's get shanghai to go live on fricking Mars!"
8) hang

Uh, hang on, sorry, one sec.
9) shut

Archer! Quit screwing around with the robot and shut the damn airlock already!
10) suppose

What the hell am I suppose to wear? Uh... Oh, maybe this will work.
11) pound

CYRIL: Yeah, both head and ass. PAM: Pounds you like meat.
12) realize

You realize this is kidnapping. I do, yes.
13) murder

You murder a banker?
14) crash

He was really good in the simulator. Right up until he crash it.
15) bet

Nothing, just bet you're glad we're in reduced gravity.
16) promise

Heh, Katya, pumpkin, I promise I'd stop trying to kill Archer.
17) lock

We've been lock in here ever since you idiots took over Horizon.
18) suck

And spoiler alert, it suck!

1) technically

No, not... Well, okay, yes, technically.
2) apparently

...which is apparently some alloy of adamantium and mithril.
3) forever

Mars forever!
4) absolutely

You absolutely may not.
5) certainly

I'm almost certainly blind.
6) otherwise

Otherwise, I think that all went pretty great.
7) almost

I'm almost certainly blind.
8) actually

Even so, black astronaut, that's pretty huge. It actually is.
9) enough

Lana, the penis-to-your-vagina ratio around here is creepy enough already...
10) else

Why is nobody else wearing a T-shirt under their suit?
11) ago

Lana, uh, pretend it's five years ago.
12) ever

Moving. Yes, and how can I help you not ever do that again, please?
13) least

Can we at least have beers?
14) once

Stop this at once. We command you.
15) always

They're right where they've always been.
16) never

Oh, Krieger-san! I never judge you!
17) again

Moving. Yes, and how can I help you not ever do that again, please?
18) live

Let's get shanghaied to go live on fricking Mars!"

1) sedate

Mr. Archer, do I have to sedate you? Well, I wouldn't say no to a drink.
2) indignant

Oh, now he's indignant.
3) insecure

Jesus God, are you that insecure?
4) obsolete

You think a bank wants to own a failing dairy farm with obsolete milkers?
5) insane

And do you realize you're insane? He wouldn't, by definition...
6) apt

Well, I think a more apt analogy would be Moses, but...
7) epic

And I hate this word, Barry, but this is gonna be epic!
8) legitimate

I mean, if you're having a legitimate problem with your vagina...
9) damn

Archer! Quit screwing around with the robot and shut the damn airlock already!
10) outer

MAN [SINGING]: Gone to outer space
11) okay

And the black guy is okay with this?
12) alive

...and I am the only man alive who can lead us there.
13) blind

I'm almost certainly blind.
14) proud

But I'm still very proud of you.
15) peak

We need you in peak physical condition for this great undertaking of ours.
16) amazing

Because this thing feels amazing.
17) fit

Oh, please, you're not fit to be queen of...
18) actual

Only if by "Martian" you mean "born on Mars," not actual alien life forms.

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