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some sort of cruel muslin and the...
No, we're not, you little bed wetter!
Crud. Can I at least be in charge of your dentures?
'Cause you're too ugly to be a wart.
is with a limbo contest.
Cute little pom-pom curtain pull-cords.
of the junk heap.
Halt!
Only I have his lobster-like tenacity.
The illusion is so perfect.
like a teacher's aide or a prison guard...
I've got to name a successor.
odor are made up of particles that can't travel...
I don't want to be an inventor.
Young people use curse words!
No, that's what being a magical elf is all about.
I almost forgot I was looking at an idiot.
Cute little pom-pom curtain pull-cords.
I'm Bender, and I'll be emcee this roast.
and he got squish up against the side.
up wherever your species traditionally cram things.
You bastard!
Sorry, everyone, but need I remind you?
and he's accomplish nothing.
so much left undo, so little time.
Farnsworth settle into the glamorous life of a scientist.
If a dog crap anywhere in the universe...
the professor retain the fiery passion of youth.
You see, I've been lying about my age.
He escape.
I doubt that very much.
sum up in a three-minute film.
No matter what you decide to do with your life...
which deliver 200% fuel efficiency.
I lost it...
and I forgot it in another dream.
Incidentally, you might want to read up...
up wherever your species traditionally crams things.
Unfortunately, so far, it only translates...
that seemed absolutely real.
And what makes my engines truly remarkable...
Why, certainly.
That damn time machine alone set me back 15 years.
Oh, that's especially impossible.
I almost forgot I was looking at an idiot.
Actually, Professor, we merely called you here to say...
but if you consider his age, he's likely to die soon.
Then later, Leela made the film...
So many loves half-loved...
Hmm. It is true old people are often concerned...
Ooh, suddenly, you've gone too far.
12 years ago, I began the cloning process...
Crud. Can I at least be in charge of your dentures?
Well, once in the park.
Return this shambling shuffleboarder...
from one of the shapelier growths on my back.
Listen to me, you pompous frauds.
in New New York's nerdiest slum...
into an incomprehensible dead language.
a grotesque, stinking lobster.
The only sensible way to pick a successor...
Good-bye, cruel world.
So what were they doing to you in that awful drawer?
Is he dumb or just ugly?
and my fabulous fortune.
in mere hours.
more topless women on motorcycles.
Everyone, I have a very dramatic announcement.
Prepare to be surprised.
That damn time machine alone set me back 15 years.
So anyone with a weak heart should leave now.
Blood is thick than water.