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On what grounds, you slobbering oaf?
doer of the nasty...
such as boldness, daring and a velour uniform...
you may begin your deliberation.
and the incompetence of this hillbilly prosecutor...
such as boldness, daring and a velour uniform...
from a backwoods asteroid, but if it please the court...
This lead apron will protect me.
We're going to be, like, "Pow, pow, pow!"
I told you dumb ape not to overload it.
the scissors for the ribbon cutting.
May I remind you, you are still under oath.
Halt!
All I know is, my gut says, "Maybe."
All right, don't get your panties in a knot.
Lust for gold?
Your Honor, we have reached a verdict.
Then the prosecutor will call his first witness.
It sicken me.
You disobey an order...
I reckon I'll call the entire jury.
The jury is instruct to disregard its own testimony.
Rock crush scissors...
and you've render your verdict...
May I remind you, you are still under oath.
He's disable the steering!
Nailed you, buddy.
I won't have my comrades harm.
I hereby restore your rank and parking privileges.
The dolly was involve. That's about all we know.
you're suppose to be cutting the ribbon right now.
But if I recall correctly...
Once the Neutral war machine lie in ruins...
Now, we crash the ship into their headquarters...
that has foster peace throughout the universe...
you are hereby strip of your rank as captain...
and dishonorably discharged.
which will hereafter be referred to as the brig.
or service you sexually or mop the floors.
you are hereby stripped of your rank as captain...
Meanwhile, I have a plan.
Besides, I thought we were friends.
Who could I possibly hurt with them?
Absolutely 99% not guilty.
- Right over there. - Yes, indeed.
And it nearly still fits...
Perhaps I could paint a fence...
Sometimes, a captain needs to do those things.
That was almost the perfect crime...
Once, he actually ordered me to shave his armpits...
Soon, we'll be able to look back on this and laugh.
That's not nearly loyal enough.
Leela, I didn't know where else to turn.
Zapp Brannigan is the sorriest captain I've ever seen...
even after all that fattening hobo cuisine.
from a backwoods asteroid, but if it please the court...
killing them in a hellish firestorm...
to further the noble cause of intergalactic peace.
on this momentous occasion, Your Neutralness?
I know she's a very sensuous woman...
You know, the lovable rascal.
from a triumphant carpet bombing of Eden Seven...
the ceremonial oversized scissors.
is this rambling story of magic and heroism true?
the ceremonial oversized scissors.
of the DOOP's magnificent new headquarters...
I told you dumb apes not to overload it.
the epic struggle between good and neutral.
the gravity will be very intense.
She's really strict.
some sort of bare-bottom spanking policy...
than here in orbit around the Neutral planet.