Name: Xmas Story
Released: 2017-05-30

1) bobsledder ( бобслеист )

You, a bobsledder?
2) coworker ( коллега )

But what about your other coworker?
3) talker ( говорун )

Hey, you're quite the talker, aren't you?
4) slipper ( туфелька )

# And a slipper on a shoe tree #
5) swarm ( рой )

Girls like swarm of lizards, right?
6) booze ( пьянка )

Could you point me to the free booze?
7) bourbon ( бурбон )

his special eggnog out of bourbon and ice cubes.
8) snail ( улитка )

I personally like the electric snail.
9) teamwork ( сыгранность )

Use teamwork!
10) lizard ( ящерица )

Now which costs more... the parrot or the stink lizard?
11) sack ( мешок )

from his sack of horrors.
12) parrot ( попугай )

Now which costs more... the parrot or the stink lizard?
13) jerk ( сопляк )

but she thinks I'm a jerk.
14) axe ( топор )

Like when you say "ask" instead of"axe."
15) haul ( тащут )

A mighty haul for Bender.
16) tow ( эвакуатор )

Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile.
17) gut ( гут )

and deck the halls with your gut.
18) goose ( гусь )

a fresh goose for goose...

1) whine ( ноют )

Here I am whining like a pig...
2) axe ( топор )

I axe him to set the table.
3) swear ( клянусь )

No, I swear.
4) retire ( пенсию )

then retire to promote alcoholic beverages.
5) mug ( кружка )

Shall we mug them, robot sir?
6) accomplish ( выполнить )

Another pointless day where I accomplish nothing.
7) steal ( воровать )

# On the fourth day of Xmas, I stole from that lady #
8) dare ( смею )

You dare bribe Santa?
9) shake ( встряхнуть )

His belly is shaking like a bowl full of nitroglycerin.
10) trap ( ловушка )

We're trap.
11) shut ( закрыть )

Now let's all of us shut up and sing.
12) arrive ( приехать )

Xmas cards have arrive.
13) suppose ( предположим )

They're suppose to be some kind of pine tree.
14) lie ( ложь )

I found it lying in the street...
15) bet ( ставка )

but I bet Leela's going to love you.
16) doubt ( сомневаюсь )

I doubt it.
17) catch ( поймать )

If he catch you after dark...
18) gun ( пистолет )

Gunned down by Santa Claus.

1) invariably ( неизменно )

and he invariably judges everyone to be naughty.
2) personally ( лично )

I personally like the electric snail.
3) twice ( дважды )

Well, check it twice.
4) earlier ( ранее )

Earlier today, I visited a shelter...
5) perhaps ( возможно )

Come on, everyone, perhaps some skiing...
6) finally ( наконец )

Finally, I look as pretty as I feel.
7) behind ( позади )

think of all the things I left behind.
8) instead ( вместо )

Like when you say "ask" instead of"axe."
9) actually ( на самом деле )

Actually, it did, but thank God...
10) along ( вместе )

while all along, Leela was as lonely as a frog.
11) far ( далеко )

I'm going to shove coal so far up your stocking...
12) together ( вместе )

but together, we're lonely together.
13) ago ( назад )

No, they fixed that 900 years ago.
14) ever ( когда-нибудь )

As if you ever did anything charitable.
15) sure ( уверен )

You filthy hobos sure know how to live.
16) least ( крайней мере )

At least you're not cold-blooded.
17) always ( всегда )

always only thinking of himself.
18) less ( меньше )

the tragic suffering of the less fortunate.

1) freakishly ( чудовищно )

I may have lost my freakishly long legs...
2) brisk ( бриск )

Ah, brisk.
3) archaic ( архаика )

You must be using an archaic pronunciation.
4) extinct ( вымерли )

Pine trees have been extinct for 800 years, Fry.
5) robotic ( робототехнический )

built a robotic Santa to determine...
6) ashamed ( стыдно )

ashamed of yourself, Fry.
7) tragic ( трагический )

the tragic suffering of the less fortunate.
8) alcoholic ( алкоголик )

then retired to promote alcoholic beverages.
9) dumb ( стремно )

This dumb holiday just makes me...
10) charitable ( благотворительный )

As if you ever did anything charitable.
11) stuck ( застрял )

Jah damn it, we're stuck.
12) frozen ( замороженные )

Lick my frozen metal ass.
13) careful ( осторожны )

Careful, sir.
14) triple ( трехместный )

Well, there I was on the triple diamond slope...
15) sad ( печально )

Is there anything sad?
16) stupid ( глупо )

That's a stupid animal.
17) okay ( ладно )

It's okay.
18) blind ( слепой )

You'd have to be blind not to notice...

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