Name: Chapter One
Released: 2018-01-17
Cast: Gina Rodriguez, Andrea Navedo, Yael Grobglas

1) insemination ( осеменение )

You have an insemination in seven, then a pap in eight.
2) breakup ( расставание )

Those are her breakup boobs. Hmm.
3) bassist ( басист )

Her brother-in-law knows paulina rubio's bassist,
4) waitress ( официантка )

Waitress: Sorry.
5) cheddar ( чеддер )

One-third white cheddar, one-third yellow cheddar,
6) applause ( аплодисменты )

(applause, guests murmur happily)
7) pap ( пап )

You have an insemination in seven, then a pap in eight.
8) messiah ( мессия )

I don't know. What if you're like a religious messiah?
9) circumstance ( обстоятельством )

So, under the circumstance, I thought it best not to mention
10) jerk ( сопляк )

The jerk you had a monster crush on?
11) toast ( тост )

Please. A toast.
12) specimen ( образец )

And I accidentally used his specimen on
13) crush ( давка )

The jerk you had a monster crush on?
14) urine ( мочи )

We tested your urine. Jane: Trust me,
15) detective ( детектив )

In the illustrious detective career he will go on to have
16) champagne ( шампанское )

Hey, I need someone to run champagne to cabana four asap.
17) sperm ( сперма )

I had the nurse unfreeze rafael's sperm.
18) gig ( концерт )

Come to my gig tomorrow night, boo.

1) inseminate ( осеменить )

I artificially inseminate the wrong woman,
2) derail ( сорвать )

I derail her life.
3) murmur ( журчание )

(applause, guests murmur happily)
4) grate ( решетка )

One-third grate american.
5) swear ( клянусь )

She means nothing to me, I swear. I don't even care...
6) owe ( должен )

But that doesn't mean that you owe her your whole life.
7) pretend ( притворяться )

Should we just pretend like you did?
8) merge ( слить )

We just merge our calendars... You've been dating for two years
9) propose ( предлагаю )

My sisters say guys get all cheeseball before they propose.
10) mess ( беспорядок )

Allison: Luisa, I mess up. I mess up.
11) screw ( винт )

I love you. I'm a screw-up person.
12) grill ( гриль )

And grill cheese sandwiches.
13) invite ( приглашаем )

(doorbell rings) I invite over our families.
14) solve ( решить )

Nausea and fainting spell solve.
15) realize ( понимаю )

Luisa realize what she'd done.
16) bone ( кость )

And you haven't bone. He might move up your timeline.
17) decide ( решить )

I still haven't decide whether... Oh, you will.
18) lock ( замок )

You should be in jail, lady. You should be lock up.

1) artificially ( искусственно )

I artificially inseminated the wrong woman,
2) accidentally ( случайно )

And I accidentally used his specimen on
3) incredibly ( невероятно )

I don't love you because you are incredibly sexy.
4) differently ( иначе )

That you would never know, but things turned out differently.
5) meanwhile ( тем временем )

Latin lover narrator: Meanwhile, 8.2 miles away
6) loud ( громкий )

I have never said that out loud before.
7) okay ( ладно )

And I hope that everything turns out okay for you.
8) slow ( медленно )

Slow down. Slow down.
9) exactly ( точно )

Exactly, pregnancy hormones. What?!
10) alone ( один )

Ah, you're doing it alone. Good for you.
11) behind ( позади )

Oh, there you are, dr. Alver. You're running a little behind.
12) instead ( вместо )

So instead of telling you the reasons why I love you,
13) actually ( на самом деле )

Well, you see... It is, actually.
14) kind ( вид )

And kind.
15) later ( позже )

Latin love narrator: Later, when asked about the so-called
16) together ( вместе )

As of today, we've been together for two years.
17) usually ( обычно )

I don't usually wear clamshells.
18) else ( еще )

Look, if you don't do it, someone else will.

1) insufferable ( несносный )

Because you were so insufferable before.
2) illustrious ( прославленный )

In the illustrious detective career he will go on to have
3) irresponsible ( безответственные )

You were irresponsible.
4) awkward ( неловко )

I didn't want to put you in an awkward position.
5) brave ( храбрый )

Am I being practical or brave?
6) dumb ( тупой )

The university of dumb-ass?
7) defensive ( оборонительные )

And way too defensive. I'm not defensive.
8) upset ( расстроена )

She was upset.
9) blessed ( блаженный )

Blessed is the fruit of... Shh!
10) unexpected ( неожиданные )

An unexpected by-product of cancer.
11) mere ( просто )

When jane gloriana villanueva was a mere ten years old.
12) precise ( точное )

According to her precise calculations
13) rid ( избавить )

The same day he told her to get rid of it.
14) decent ( приличный )

Everybody decent?
15) desperate ( в отчаянии )

Mother: You're starting to seem desperate, petra.
16) fake ( подделка )

Crystal got fake boobs.
17) surprised ( удивлен )

You look so surprised.
18) loving ( любить )

Loving and wonderful,

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