Name: Chapter Twenty-Two
Released: 2018-01-17
Cast: Gina Rodriguez, Andrea Navedo, Yael Grobglas

1) impersonator ( подражатель )

Cher impersonator: And by the power vested in me
2) centimeter ( сантиметр )

I'm still only one centimeter dilated,
3) epidural ( эпидуральная )

Now would be a good time for the epidural if you're planning to.
4) exclamation ( восклицание )

One less exclamation point.
5) influx ( приток )

And with the influx of cash from the maracay sale...
6) applause ( аплодисменты )

It really is hard to rehearse without the thunderous applause.
7) cher ( шер )

And the goddess cher,
8) circumstance ( обстоятельством )

Yes, I know. I've had some extenuating circumstance.
9) rumor ( слух )

And there are also rumor that he changed her face.
10) toss ( бросить )

Otherwise, you are looking at a straight-up coin toss.
11) regret ( жалею )

Also full of regret: Petra.
12) goddess ( богиня )

And the goddess cher,
13) buffet ( "шведский стол" )

Three complimentary buffet breakfasts
14) vet ( ветеринар )

Man: I'm a vet.
15) surgeon ( хирург )

I know where the plastic surgeon's been hiding out.
16) detective ( детектив )

Back then, Jane was engaged to detective Michael cordero,
17) grad ( град )

So how's the grad school application coming?
18) needle ( иглы )

No needle. Just a high-pitched sound.

1) inseminate ( осеменить )

Jane was accidentally inseminate
2) dilate ( расширяются )

I'm still only one centimeter dilate,
3) blindfold ( повязку )

Sin rostro's handler? Yeah, they picked me up, they blindfold me,
4) stall ( заглохнет )

Your labor's just stall.
5) misplace ( потеряли )

One was misplace.
6) vest ( жилет )

Cher impersonator: And by the power vest in me
7) scream ( умора )

Why are you scream at the top of your lungs?
8) deserve ( заслуживают )

Explaining why she deserve an "a"?
9) screw ( винт )

It was like before I screw everything up.
10) admit ( признать )

A weird amount, just admit it.
11) engage ( заниматься )

Back then, Jane was engage to detective Michael cordero,
12) realize ( понимаю )

Well, imagine this: Jane realize her father
13) wake ( просыпаюсь )

♪ wake up, rogelio...
14) recognize ( признать )

Which we both recognize is the inferior position,
15) promise ( обещаю )

I will call. I promise.
16) imagine ( представьте себе )

I mean, Jane, am I imagining this,
17) split ( сплит )

Was split into two vials.
18) decide ( решить )

So we decide then.

1) doubly ( вдвойне )

Makes me doubly upset.
2) accidentally ( случайно )

Jane was accidentally inseminated
3) nowhere ( нигде )

There's nowhere to go!
4) somehow ( как-то )

Because somehow with my mom being so awful,
5) definitely ( наверняка )

...Those were definitely less than a minute apart.
6) apart ( кроме )

A reminder: We're better off apart.
7) unfortunately ( к сожалению )

Well, unfortunately, I can't really trust you.
8) forever ( навсегда )

They will be bonded forever.
9) eventually ( в конце концов )

To sin rostro's people eventually.
10) relatively ( относительно )

Well, uh, relatively good news.
11) exactly ( точно )

Cops don't exactly love dirty cops.
12) earlier ( ранее )

Remember that call petra took earlier?
13) perhaps ( возможно )

Matelio, perhaps?
14) sometimes ( иногда )

Sometimes.
15) finally ( наконец )

I am finally seeing the light at the end of the tunnel.
16) otherwise ( в противном случае )

Otherwise, you are looking at a straight-up coin toss.
17) instead ( вместо )

So, instead of fighting for you,
18) forward ( вперед )

Go forward and bring another angel into this world.

1) remiss ( невнимателен )

Latin lover narrator: I would be remiss if I didn't point out
2) extenuating ( смягчающие )

Yes, I know. I've had some extenuating circumstances.
3) dilated ( расширены )

One centimeter more dilated,
4) nonstop ( беспосадочный )

You've been trying to impress this director nonstop
5) depressing ( удручает )

Wow, this place is kind of depressing.
6) embarrassed ( неловко )

Yes, and again, we are so embarrassed.
7) inferior ( уступает )

Which we both recognize is the inferior position,
8) awful ( ужасно )

Because somehow with my mom being so awful,
9) upset ( расстроена )

I know you're upset I'm missing the show.
10) bald ( лысый )

I was bald. That must come from your side.
11) impressed ( впечатлило )

While I was very impressed with your passionate e-mail,
12) zen ( дзен )

I'm so zen right now.
13) impressive ( впечатляет )

Sounds very impressive.
14) drunk ( пьяный )

I mean, we were both so drunk.
15) weird ( странно )

Wait, like a weird amount?
16) rough ( грубо )

So I'm a little rough around the eyes.
17) pleasant ( приятным )

I know; I know it's not pleasant, okay?
18) careful ( осторожны )

Okay, well, just be careful.

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