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Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis
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While Miranda was dealing with queasiness...
She has so many notches on her bedpost, it's almost whittled down to a toothpick.
- Where's the scallion cream cheese? - It's out there on the table.
You're hilarious. Put your tongue back in your head and the lox on the table.
I met a woman on an escalator once, but it didn't last long.
I'm just one of those weird male aberration who prefers to be married.
- I'll be Scrutiny. You be Ridicule. - I always have to be Ridicule.
Jenna and I looked at each other like two foreigner without visas.
In my mind, the complication of making a relationship work...
Charlie, the muffin are great, but I'd much prefer a nice dry martini.
I'm giving her the house and she's giving me an ulcer.
He was pretty much of a nerd, but I'd go over there and get all cocoa-buttered up.
Kiddy Jazzercise, Aerobics Room 1, five minutes.
Miranda decided she had cede enough territory to the invading troops.
She has so many notches on her bedpost, it's almost whittle down to a toothpick.
Some men seduce with dim lights and soft music.
I think I have your son's Slinky embed in my back.
I didn't know your mom was nominate for an Oscar.
Mother, I swear, you are the only person who can kill a cactus.
Get out now, before he stain all your sheets.
I'm just one of those weird male aberrations who prefers to be married.
She was in my kitchen, she was wearing your shirt, I snap.
When you sleep with someone, are you screw the family?
He was pretty much of a nerd, but I'd go over there and get all cocoa-butter up.
For others, it's that your birth certificate can never be legally destroy.
Don't be photograph in anything sleeveless.
No one who went sleeveless ever won a Pulitzer.
When you date someone, how many people become emotionally involved?
Fortunately, I mostly use the right side of my brain.
Call me sometime.
I can barely make one happen.
For others, it's that your birth certificate can never be legally destroyed.
This has officially become too weird.
They were everywhere...
Since he got published, he's suddenly this tortured artist.
Starbucks was basically a stroller parking lot.
Definitely a candidate for the pound.
What was the documentary short about anyway?
Fortunately, I mostly use the right side of my brain.
- So it was a good thing. - It was a frigging great thing.
Leslie's frigid and before last night, Wesley hadn't gotten laid in two years.
- Did she show her tits? - No. How's the pickled herring?
- Why is he so edgy? - I have no idea.
You're the Heterosexual Holy Grail.
Tell your sister to stop bringing me plants. They get suicidal around me.
If you're wondering, Mom just finished a documentary on genital mutilation.
- It's like chewing somebody else's gum. - Divorced men do come with baggage.
- I guess that makes me sound pretty dull. - Are you kidding?
None of this "pee-pee" and "wee-wee" crap.
You're hilarious. Put your tongue back in your head and the lox on the table.
The next morning, Charlotte was in for a rude awakening.
- Don't let him pull that moody shit on you. - I know. It's such a pose.