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00:21:32
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
3
- Yeah, we're both perfectionist. - Yeah.
from the slop shop to get all that done.
Simple pranks, lackadaisical schoolwork, sure.
Oh, there's a stairwell there. Nope.
- It's full of toot. - Or...
Man, all this dandruff is so embarrassing.
More like groan-ups.
Is there a plunger in here I'm not seeing?
Huh, wow. I guess we'll just take a sabbatical
Eh, lunchtime is no good for me; I eat lunch then.
One noodle on a string does not a necklace make.
No, no, no, no. A broom closet?!
Besides being scared the drain in the bathtub
Sprinklers put it out,
- What's a kiln? - What's a kiln?
Maybe this is the hallway.
You want to borrow my visor?
Just saying, the cafeteria
- I'm cramp up already. Switch. - Give me those.
We're gonna get expel.
had Taco Tuesday been invent yet?
I beg you, do not tell anyone
The exit sign isn't backwards, the picture is flop.
Oh, good Lord, you are double bust.
It smell like smoky mold,
That's where we dig.
but I grab a bunch of votes for Dave,
push them down deep inside where they belong,
- Whoa. - You cheat?
Don't cheat. Oh, you hung up.
On Monday, there was suppose to be
Check out this burn Tater Tot, J-Ju.
- All right, fine. - I appreciate it, Bob.
Continue to enjoy your meal while you lift your legs.
I bet. -Uh-huh. You're really spreading out there.
and in return, we promise not to tell anyone.
the exit sign in the background is backwards.
We appreciate you temporarily
- Every kid but you, apparently. - Yeah, I get it.
Definitely don't do that.
three or four holes about a 16th of an inch apart
It all happened forever ago,
- Yeah, it's exactly what you said. - God forbid.
at my house, alone.
push them down deep inside where they belong,
- so instead of cleaning the place up, - _
- It's kind of inconvenient. - Perfect. Plug her in.
all the cool Papa Smurf sculptures... sealed inside.
Oh, good Lord, you are double busted.
- 1983, though, right? - Yes, Tina.
What else are you doing with your time?
It all happened forever ago,
Ever hear of the seventh grade class secretary?
you're the dangerous uncle we've always wanted.
Nobody wants a relatable guidance counselor. Kids think I'm perfect.
Simple pranks, lackadaisical schoolwork, sure.
about the unthinkable thing I did.
is wildly unprepared for a to-go order.
- It's kind of inconvenient. - Perfect. Plug her in.
- It's embarrassing. - Okay, that's the spot.
Only a pathetic little wall stands between us
I wouldn't say completely worth the absurd amount of effort.
That was unrelated.
without making anyone suspicious.
with so many pictures of skinny ties.
but that's ridiculous. Too long ago.
- It's working. - Oh, my God, these walls are crap.
It's gonna get real loud real quick in here.
Worry about your own damn deal, Jimmy Jr.
If it's a weird, creepy legend, then it's probably true.
so it might be a tough reach.
Boy, do you guys look stupid for digging through that wall.