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00:21:34
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
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JIMMY: Having a real rager for your birthday, huh, Bob?
Oh, go put a cannoli up your holey.
I know what a dipstick is, Ron.
There are rodent droppings
Dirty utensil. Illegal use of the finger.
There are rodent droppings
It had a lot of floss on it, but it still works.
coming back to their peaceful abode
and gastrointestinal catastrophe.
Does he have magic marker on his forehead?
-Oh, God. -Stall, Mom, stall.
down at the wharf?
you washedthis rag?
Let's just stick him in a cab and call a tow.
You gonna come over to celebrate your favorite burger man?
Or maybe I'll just switch to something easier, like sushi.
It's a picture of a dog drinking a soda,
It's a blessing and a curse.
-Oh, you shush. -Oh, no!
All right. Hopefully no one outbid me on this...
[screams] My bangs are bungle!
a-and when you click on it, he burp and says "Happy Burpday!"
I feel like, you know, you puking plus the "F" rating,
The people who did this to me will be prosecute
What's going on? Why are you whisper?
I was pretend to forget his birthday,
You, sir, are hereby prohibit from serving food
My driver's license expire today.
Hugo and Ron spill the beans.
-Do you always sweat this much? -[groans]
So glad Facebook remind me
with a torn-up food-handling license.
no matter what you smell,
[groaning] Okay, Hugo. You were right. I admit it.
and we made you a freshly grill steak. Look.
LINDA: It's a good thing I'm finally trim your bangs, Gene.
Excessively thick milk.
and we made you a freshly grilled steak. Look.
and trying to shut down literally
You, sir, are hereby prohibited from serving food
-is perfectly normal. -[groans]
Personally, I enjoyed watching you bump into things.
And he definitely didn't see me.
Delightful. I will absolutely be there. Count me in.
LINDA: It's a good thing I'm finally trimming your bangs, Gene.
almost begging tone, if there's any possible chance
Uh, yup. This thing's super expired.
I actually am in the middle of something right now, Teddy.
-Yep, that's kind of funny. -Open it.
I just want to get this over with as soon as possible
-Mm. Fair enough. -Oh, I really don't want to go
Okay, Teddy, I'll talk to you later.
Huh. I feel like I forgot to do something else important.
How could we ever make this up to him?
Bobby, I present to you your belated birthday present.
Strange, booger-looking viscous material
to the ful extent of the law!
and gastrointestinal catastrophe.
Do you have any idea how uncomfortable
[scoffs] This is ridiculous.
I might have an alcoholic drink tonight, an alcoholic wine.
I felt awful about forgetting your birthday,
Moldy mango. Fuzzy tortillas.
Oh, just this dumb online auction.
Uh, yup. This thing's super expired.
coming back to their peaceful abode
have to check me out of Intensive Care.
I'm really surprised you noticed,
I-It was a little weird. Maybe she forgot.
She signed us up for a silent retreat.
if you called and asked them in a sad,
Excessively thick milk.