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00:21:34
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
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FROND: We have a winner.
FROND: They're crustacean, technically.
Game of togetherness, blah, blah, blah.
Okay, I guess the switchblade alarmed some parents.
Snap, crackle, pop, fool.
What's up, Gene? Who put a kink in your Slinky?
-I'm like the Artful Dodger. -Dickens!
of Annihilation!
That's a hurtful stereotype, Linda.
I told Jimmy Junior I was gonna go fart in the yearbook room.
the strobe light, wallet chain, switchblade--
I stepped on a fern with a little leash on it.
With a man bun?
Hey guys. Wow, Gene, your shrub sculpture's really coming along.
Uh, I-I just want to see what the fuss is about.
I never thought I'd say this, but isn't it bedtime?
I'm smokin' sucker twice my size,
Yeah, well, Whoopi Goldberg wasn't a nun
I thought you were fart in the yearbook room.
but apparently, they discontinue the Frasier tour.
I can't believe they chop down Monkey...
What? I finally found a sport I dominate in, that's all.
Those little boys who pretend to be cats,
What the...? I thought the Wizard made you two disappear.
and the losers get bounce!
mess me up pretty good, so not that.
Yeah, scratch the fireworks.
You know what calm me right down?
Uh, why do all your ideas involve
Yeah, I-I suppose you are.
where I lay my sweet head?!
Hello! I'm not just gonna go away if you ignore me.
But I bet some people here are only playing
Okay, I guess the switchblade alarm some parents.
"You just got bang."
So that's it? Story time's cancel?
FROND: They're crustaceans, technically.
This thing blew up, literally, overnight.
-Do we have to? -Well, strictly speaking,
Yeah, basically everyone but Gene.
This thing blew up, literally, overnight.
-Fine! -Now back to your regularly scheduled ga-ga!
hunched over a trashcan somewhere, like Dad does.
but apparently, they discontinued the Frasier tour.
Twice a week, every week.
-Not looking good. -I finally feel alive.
nobody does that quite like the Rudester.
I am. I played at recess. I almost won.
I think I might actually be kind of good at it.
I think I might actually be kind of good at it.
I'll probably hate it. See you soon. (panting)
Hey guys. Wow, Gene, your shrub sculpture's really coming along.
Not fast enough, you're not.
I got a date with you later, Mr. Hippo Man Bun Shrub!
Oh, my God. Now I'm the supe cool football guy
-I'm like the Artful Dodger. -Dickens!
That's not a terrifying invitation.
That must be so much fun, reading to kids-- I'm jealous.
And the only drug she's addicted to is books.
Don't be ridiculous.
Whoa. Again, very blunt. Not holding back.
-He must really be upset. -Yeah.
Yes. What an epic battle.
-I'm so nervous. -Ta-da! Say hello to Punky Bookster.
You sounded pretty intense when you said that.
A stunning upset!
Okay. Guess it's time to get fancy.
-That's not allowed, Zeke. -Seems weird.
from where I'm standing all the way to the opposite fence.
they're being a little loose with the word "everyone."
-Not looking good. -I finally feel alive.
Any words for your fellow competitors?