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00:21:35
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
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But I'm the lovable screwup. We all have our roles.
-It's like me. We're floater. -All right.
real-world, Jet Ski reprimand. Oh, no.
Hydrate, snack, sunscreen!
-We're junior lifeguard. -We get to do several
You got to be a strong open ocean swimmer,
Hydrate, snack, sunscreen!
Are you close to finding the cyber crook?
[door bells jingle, whistle blows]
-until everyonecan get past the breaker. -So unfair!
I'm investigating cyber robberies, that's why.
Jason, you ready to shine, bro?
-[groaning] -High step, high step and... dolphin dive!
And litter.
Hydrate, snack, sunscreen!
you want to move the sand castle contest to south of the pier?
Okay, I-I think we all just need to cool down and lotion up.
-Great dolphin, Willow. -Thanks!
I can't believe you unquit, Tina.
You shush. We're helping.
♪ Hair's getting tangle♪
♪ Ooh, ooh♪
You snuck into the equipment shed,
♪ Blow that whistle♪
-Ugh, Gus. -I swear, I didn't mean to.
TINA: Whoa, the beach is litter with tourists.
you stole poor Stevie here,
after he smell his stinky finger?
It is un-fun. And it's mess up
I just got a report that a bunch of Junior Guards trash
Yeah, he scratch his butt, then he smells his finger,
Yeah, for the network "Kids Trapped Send Help."
Or we dive right into sugar cookies?
And I swim really, really well.
to prove to the rest of the Junior Guards that I belong.
Yes, we destroy the sand castles,
Sergeant Bosco, you're not undercover anymore?
But right now, we got to put our issues aside, put our love
Hence the shorts.
You're dismissed forever.
Uh, right, yeah, sure, possibly.
-Not exactly. -But pretty close.
...but a wise, old, wrinkly man convinced me otherwise.
Instead it's just e-mail and online shopping,
The fun runners are almost here.
I'm super into discipline,
Uh, this is too much, actually.
-I mean, kind of. -That's the spirit.
as soon as you sign this fun
Sure. Later. Yeah, Tina, what do you need?
WILLOW: She's doing it, sort of.
If you jump, you all get to warm up in the sand together.
I think the fun run usually isn't this long.
You might have everyone else fooled,
I-It's a little shrill.
to be around shirtless, teen boys.
But I'm the lovable screwup. We all have our roles.
you got to thrive in a disciplined environment,
[whispering]: Um, why are you undercover?
because Kelly had that super embarrassing fall.
She's probably exhausted
-until everyonecan get past the breakers. -So unfair!
You know, your children are awful.
I fell in a dumb hole!
It's busy, but calm.
...and we go out there and save some innocent ankles.
Just curious about squads, mainly this one.
It's the bare minimum, but you did it.
Take your headphones off, Teddy. You're talking way too loud.
It's weird that this is how they choose the prime minister.
Are there some indoor drills we can do?
Oh, my God. I wish I never even had stupid ankles.