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00:21:26
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
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I hate running. It gives me wedgies. [grunts]
Mom smell, Dad smell, aioli, Rachael Ray, Luke Cage.
♪ Who likes muesli?
Your dad and I have to fall asleep and snore at each other.
and they're robber or something?
He hates vomit. Watch.
Donut, God!
you'll brush your teeth with weird toothpaste
Less jib-jab, more jog-jog.
-It's a big plate of fart. -Alex.
And what if his mom doesn't know the bedtime story
If PG stands for "Poop Garbage."
and a tummy full of... [mumbles]
It's the cafeteria.
It's steamed salmon, steamed spinach and steamed potatoes.
I'm in charge of tape. Anyone want some Scotch?
with the cheese and the cracker I put out
NARRATOR: Cacti grow in different shapes and sizes,
We have a bet, and whoever snore the most has to wear it.
LOUISE: Okay, we got you guys tuck away down here.
What if we sneak back into your house
♪ Get me outta here, these sheets smell weird ♪
It's steam salmon, steam spinach and steam potatoes.
to a healthy, bland breakfast that probably involve muesli.
So, where are we suppose to sleep?
from the last time you got invite to a sleepover,
Oh, hey, let's just lay down and pretend we're dead.
who's always waking me up with your snoring.
I think I'm crash from all that sug... ah...
Next day, they threw out all the sugar in our house,
But the doors are lock.
I forget, have I thanked you yet for inviting me over?
while I stress-eat and convince you to go back home.
NARRATOR: Cacti grow in different shapes and sizes,
-Uh... -That's what happen when you get pillows off the street.
I guess I'm, uh...
when I fall asleep.
You should try it yourself sometime.
[grunts] This is barely enough food
What, are you gonna throw out a perfectly good pillow?
Definitely needs to stop.
-GENE: No. -I could listen to this forever,
-Zip it up tight. [grunts] -[groans]
Ah! Alex's Alpine Oasis for Boys has turned out exactly to be
♪ I'm gonna go to bed alone
Alex, sometimes you have to toughen up
Oh, yeah, you could do that instead.
We need to almost throw up.
Actually, this is masking tape, but I really wanted to say that.
from the outside, but inside, it's enormous?
so you won't miss them later. Come here.
Alex! Oh, my God, you walk fast
Usually, it's hidden inside a stick.
or a sleepover at someone else's house.
then suspenseful, and then it was over.
It's steamed salmon, steamed spinach and steamed potatoes.
Did you mean to leave a gaping hole in the ceiling?
Me neither. But the music for the ads was terrifying!
-Ugh. We're both disgusting. -[beeps off]
to a healthy, bland breakfast that probably involves muesli.
-I fell asleep? -Oh.
And I'm done living with their dumb diet meals.
from the outside, but inside, it's enormous?
-Mmm, well, it sounds delicious to me. [chuckles] -Mm-hmm.
Is Donut your brother? Just curious.
Oh, he's just excited.
you'll brush your teeth with weird toothpaste
-Gene. It's okay. -Yeah? Yeah. Uh...
Like my second, fourth and fifth kisses.
Oh, no. Oh-oh, God. Oh, gross, gross, gross.
-It's too quiet now. -Yeah, I know.
I'm more of a wet food guy.