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00:21:36
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
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is by medevac, and I get airsick.
I'm the face, you're the gunk behind the face.
Is this barf? Barf.
who works in a restaurant with lots of snot,
- My coworker are pretty fun. - Mom's the office flirt.
Like, "Hey, Brett, bleep, bloo, bluh, in conclusion, OOTGF."
eating rotisserie chicken.
And that cloud looks like Gandhi... in a gondola. Am I crazy?
There are too many tangle!
Hey, Gene, how's that loose molar?
mind passing me that ketchup?
Bob, what's the racket down there?
From fart. To breathe.
I was afraid of how much sodium's in ramen?
some sort of a distraction, and a little luck.
Could we get you something else, sweetie?
and I think he's on the verge of asking me
Get me some smokes. I want bourbon.
But he's supe cute and a BFOT,
while Milli Vanilli fart up the place.
It dissolve so fast.
This plaque's really bake on.
Oops. I spill my water.
Tammy's phone picks it up, transmit it to Tina,
that deserve a Something Thunderful badge.
"I'm smell my burger wrapper and thinking of you."
- You're all up in here. - You guys trick me.
and things, uh, if you pitch in a little.
What am I suppose to do?
ear-buds, a little luck, big hats, pot plants,
And we think you might kind of appreciate other people
Tammy repeat those words exactly,
I bet a little boy would come up.
We treat Tammy very well.
Uh, I assume I'm sleeping here
- Wh-Wh-What is it, Gene? - I lost my tooth.
- not disgustingly right. - Ugh!
Sorry, Tina. I thought this was gonna go disastrously wrong,
it's gonna look store-bought and sensibly priced.
Technically true. I got to allow it.
We can literally go anywhere else.
Tammy repeats those words exactly,
Sometimes I talk to it. And if I bury it in the woods,
This spring break, I want to finally earn
Especially for someone I wasn't actually talking to.
It's almost like I need to borrow your weird personality.
Oh, it's super safe except for that huge unsolved murder
Sorry. Okay. Actually, if you could start over.
And we think you might kind of appreciate other people
And soon I'll have 'em all.
- It's only three and a half more days. - No, enough.
- Sounds doable. - Well, I wouldn't go that far.
It dissolved so fast.
Damn it, Tammy, get it together.
You're so lucky you don't mind having a supe boring life.
- Sounds doable. - Well, I wouldn't go that far.
Oh, it's super safe except for that huge unsolved murder
♪ I'm the one who drives him insane ♪
You know what? Use it. Use your dumb feelings.
- I... I'm kind of upset. - I get it.
Being more polite and grateful and helpful.
Okay, uh, let's be calm.
Louder!
You kids excited?
I'm kind of surprised you want to come here, Tammy.
That jazz better be damn light, buddy.
It's almost like I need to borrow your weird personality.
Hey, Gene, how's that loose molar?
I carry one in case I run into sad humans. Or boogers.
'cause she's too weak to push it.
You know I want you. Stupid badge.
"And even if I was slightly tall than you thought I was