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00:21:36
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
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She kicked Kendra in her tinkle-dink.
Are you sure you're ready for the big show, slugger?
Uh-oh. I got twig in my berries.
Yep. It's just a headband. That's the whole story, the end.
- and roll you into a tiny donut. - Zeke.
smells like fart, that is not me.
She's the crotch kicker.
Oh, no. Is there another villain?
Bobby, if the waiter comes,
The bun was okay, though.
- She's a crotch kicker! - She's got us cornered!
♪ In a restaurant, bum bum. ♪
at the PTA raffle to go to that hot new restaurant, Savory.
♪ Bad at being a nun, but great at having fun ♪
- we can't do together. - Boring. Later, fudge-butt.
- Uh, please disregard the footprint. - Or just throw it
to be the bathroom attendant.
- you sick bastard?! - Yes!
I betray you,
I just had to try it, okay? I swear,
I mean, you kind of owe it to us.
so that settle that.
She just reject them in their crotch
smell like farts, that is not me.
God, Teddy, quit making such a big deal out of it.
You weren't suppose to look in that box.
tell her parents that you invite boys over,
- (toilet flushes) - ♪ And that's how you pee ♪
She kick Kendra in her tinkle-dink.
- She'll be all right. - Look, if you start getting murder,
Well, Tammy, I happen to be starting a babysitting business.
(chuckles): I guess we have been
N-N-No! I mean, yes. Because she's-she's sleep so beautifully.
Are you guys finish? 'Cause I got my foot
I wear glasses, so you know I'm responsible.
And when you serve it to me, refer to it as "shanky-panky."
Mr. Boom Boom? You're awfully quiet.
God darn you,
Yeah, they supposedly have a good burger.
- in the trash. - Not technically part of the flier.
Go sit quietly somewhere?
And eventually, Kendra,
Yeah, being in the PTA finally paid off.
Child care this good is medium rare.
LINDA: You know, I was really looking forward
That totally makes sense. She's super weird.
- Well... - Yeah, but it's kind of like...
Okay. I think she went inside.
when the right person comes along,
- we can't do together. - Boring. Later, fudge-butt.
The bun was okay, though.
- (grunting) - She fell fast asleep.
you two could work together tonight.
or else he gets all sulky.
We were so embarrassed.
Wow, that's so embarrassing. I mean, not the crying.
- (grunting) - She fell fast asleep.
- you called me "horrible." - That was pretty harsh, T-bird.
Aah! Well, that waiter's clearly insane.
Boys! Turn invisible, or drop out the window!
Two desserts and our delicious burger.
(demonic voice): They're all tied... it's intense.
You know us kids, so curious about our surroundings.
with her fancy new headband.
(sniffs) Ooh, little ripe.
and there's some frozen pizzas for dinner.
I'm gonna do some Brazilian jiu-jitsu
I'm so excited for you. Winning that gift certificate,
That's weird, to make it work, you have to turn it on.
BOB: Okay, that's odd.
- (yells) - He's been a little emotional lately.
This is the wrong place for your stupid fliers!