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00:43:48
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
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- Just shush-ish. - Uh, but...
Right after I get my frickin' treetop back.
Oh, my God, Linda, this tastes like mouthwash with eggs in it.
It's time to elev-8!
♪ Well, someone stole my tree, I need to know your alibi ♪
I'm feeling sneaker-outer's remorse.
- I mean, um, it's a little snug. - Shh, shh, shh, shh.
It's a Christmas ceasefire, Bob, a truce for the holidays.
Heh-ho! Look what the fart dragged in!
And the tree topper is a little porcelain baby angel
Lights, plastic reindeer,
- I can't read it very well. - Tina? Tina, sweetie, can you hear me?
♪ We'll need an ice-skating rink ♪
Wow, someone painted a super realistic mural
♪ It's a grown man dressed in disguise. ♪
I got a party to poop on.
That's great, Dad, great for morale.
Oh, go play ping pong with your ding dong.
My Nana used to say he feeds off sadness and anger.
- because you found the fudge. - Fudge? What fudge?
Look, footprint. Let's follow them.
Ooh, motive.
with lizard skin and black feathers
- except maybe Teddy. - I graze it.
- Oh, my God. - ♪ You twinkle ♪
♪ Ooh, ooh ♪
♪ Mr. Present greet guests with a smile on his face... ♪
we sneak out, find his nest, save our presents,
that abandon warehouse down this dark, abandon street.
Maybe we scare him away with our tough,
♪ Ask the class, I swear it wasn't me ♪
I-I freak out 'cause you stole my ornaments.
if I borrow a few things here and there.
♪ Gross, but nicely spike ♪
Yeah, the ones I bother putting up there.
The Bleaken steal your presents.
But it is not what I thought a rave smell like.
♪ He's gonna be defeat, he's about to meet his match ♪
Ugh, it's trap in here. No, no... ugh!
when I blame myself.
Okay, I admit it. I ruined your party.
Heh-ho! Look what the fart drag in!
and quit wasting my time.
and this time, you hang up on them.
I think we're suppose to spread cheer and save Christmas.
Lin, you invite Jimmy?
quietly and inconspicuously make our way over to...
Oh, I won't go overboard.
Technically, it was just the top of the Christmas tree.
♪ Gross, but nicely spiked ♪
why there's a staircase leading to nowhere.
♪ Now the LED’s work a little bit differently ♪
Oh, you could barely tell.
Do you literally have anything else to drink?
but he's basically the anti-Santa.
Obviously, something is going on.
♪ Definitely creepy ♪
I placed it, I placed it in the dumpster, very carefully.
Normally, I would love to be doing a rave with you,
Okay, so, our tree looks exactly how it looks right now
where earlier this morning,
and our toys break almost immediately?
this part of town alone, so we had to sneak out
Finally, a song about light-bulbs.
Should we just do that instead?
We can't go back. We got to push forward.
and our toys break almost immediately?
♪ He got nude, he got super nude ♪
- Look outside. - It's winter.
So it looked like someone pooped!
Wow, someone painted a supe realistic mural
badass, positive can-do attitude.
a ferocious, mystical beast
- Lift with your legs, you're so frail. - Oh, my God.
-♪ It's twinkle ♪ -♪ Bright twinkly lights ♪
It's fine. I'm easily amused.
Hmm, I don't know. Mort was a little annoyed
Well, you two should be ashamed of yourselves. Stealing our cookies.
Oh, my God, it's unlocked.
- Ugh. Unbelievable. - Okay, I think if we just
Mom's got the most fierce butt.
a bunch of those inflatable Santa Clauses.
in your little rave cave, but I need to say something.
I know it's awful, Lin,
What? Well, why would I want your dumb tree?
I say call that new Vietnamese place
Thanks for coming, Dalton. Merry Christmas.
Everyone's being really rational.
Lin, let's try and stay calm.
They think they can just take things for their fancy rave.
Wow, someone painted a super realistic mural
It's an architectural turducken.