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00:21:32
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
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- and Jamie's gerbil died. - Aw!
Hey, you hear about this shutout rule thing?
Hey, what would happen if we put ketchup in the mustard bottles?
Mara, let me take a whack at those shoelaces!
You making fart sounds, or are you really playing it?
Sorry, I don't speak "mean jock girl." What are you saying?
Who's driving me to this sucker game?
Oh, good. I don't feel like an orphan
on your forehead.
Keep telling yourself that, sweetheart.
- Ten hours is almost not enough. - All of your favorite obstacle
Do you have cleats and shin guards?
Okay, she went limp. Come on, we got a rag doll.
♪ Don't leave it up to the canine unit ♪
Hey, Coach Christy, out of curiosity, which one's your car?
Hey, what would happen if we put ketchup in the mustard bottles?
Hey, while you're back there, any chance I could get a burger?
Ooh, how 'bout that show
I mean, you look terrified out there.
who stumble onto the field at all.
They invent it just for us.
Yeah, you slap stuff and people.
And you kind of owe it to us for being M.I.A.
One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war.
Oh no! She stole the ball from me!
Yep. Or thunder. Different colored thunder.
So I quit, and I'm never going back.
when a team is behind, the-the coach is suppose to give
You throw it like this!
What are you gonna do now, just teach music to kids? Yuck.
if they treat it like crap.
Should we just push a bunch of buttons on the remote?
Piano bar every day and all night, I'm assuming.
Oh, Matilda, I'm lost without you backing me up.
I completely forgot it happened at all!
and now you're bowing to grow-up peer pressure!
They gave their gosh darn all out there,
It was a couple of really good moments, technically.
this is literally the least you can do.
run stuff by me first, before you say it out loud?
when you're back, Louise. A-And, besides,
It, uh... throw it somewhere?
While they're gone, I'm flying solo with my Gene-o.
No, definitely not.
It's been our dream forever.
Suzy's dad is normally the coach, but Suzy's on vacation,
kick the ball back and forth.
And extremely bad at soccer.
the game is automatically over,
We said we would do it if your dad ever left us alone again.
when a team is behind, the-the coach is supposed to give
- Little late, huh? - Shh.
- Ten hours is almost not enough. - All of your favorite obstacles
Oh, okay. You're, like, a super cool sports girl
You're a doddering old diva.
Guys, that's kind of distracting.
Are you being sarcastic?!
which is automatically embarrassing for you.
Maybe I was jealous that you were in the spotlight again.
Okay, she went limp. Come on, we got a rag doll.
That would be very disappointing. Thank you.
♪ I see something suspicious ♪
Wow, crowded.
Let's just be a little discreet about this?
They're beautiful, but they're useless.
Those brave little idiots.
And their dumb CD player won't complain
impress you with her impressive playing?
But then the damn lead actress
Right, right, field. Yeah, sorry. Just sounded weird.
not to eat the sad school of fish.
It makes me feel alive.