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00:21:34
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
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-I call dib on the biggest one! -Hell no! I'm the oldest!
Look, we did tell a fib,
We watch the drone video of the property, like, every night.
LOUISE: Mine has a bathtub in the middle of the room!
-and I'm up to my neck in poop. -Been there.
Don't worry, these richy riches can afford to feed us.
The squirrel are all wearing little costumes.
-that are total deal breaker. -I was kidding. (giggles)
I have a gold kite. Do you, Kyle?
I-I'm into spear now.
Um, but each squirrel only bleeds a few ounce,
Uh, well, I'm gonna go buy a snack.
Oh, my goodness.
It's shrimp, Bob.
I love a little breeze.
Maybe I'll be a spine-o-cologist.
and bought bacon and eggs and berries,
that said, "I'm banana for you."
From the house. It's infest with them.
I'm starving. Who's hungry?
You know what they say, drone it till you own it. (chuckles)
It's a ghost. This house is haunt!
We rattle them. I think it's already working.
Lin, you're moaning when you chew.
Um, but each squirrel only bleed a few ounces,
Happy Mother's Day, Lin. I snuck out early this morning
I know. I've rig the whole house.
-because of the expose wires in the basement... -The what?
She peel them like Fruit Roll-Ups!
And Spencer just disclose, like, five other things
Oh, no. Torn between two mothers on Mother's Day.
What if you snap and ask us to murder somebody?
I don't know if you belong here.
but I think we're suppose to be helping Ethel.
and I repeat, do not go up to the third floor.
-Yes? -Because I realize
We can barely afford our apartment.
but yeah, that's basically the plan.
apparently, the realtors put out amazing finger food.
LOUISE: He's definitely not remodeling.
They are gonna rise up and tear that lady apart!
-But we're gonna, aren't we? -Yeah. Yeah, we are, eventually.
You may absolutely pick out any room on the second floor.
got you guys to finally realize
We were, but then you made things super weird
Aw, that's really sweet, but I've actually got
One of us is kind of embarrassing himself right now.
Shall we go inside?
Well, fine, we'll all go together, but with you in front.
like hungry wolves that don't ever actually attack.
Well, at least I'm doing a great job
-Help me unwrap this muffin. -I never got mine unwrapped.
-GENE: Mine, too! -TINA: So does mine!
They just come to snoop around and eat the free food.
-a little overdressed. -Yeah, I know.
but that stuff's all fixable, and that fib that we told
That's badass, Ethel.
This house has, like, 600 freaking steps,
This is terrifying.
Ah, I'm limp from shrimp.
All right! (sighs) I'm exhausted.
I'm really uncomfortable with this situation.
This is awful. She's so sweet and normal
We could get rid of that old swing set, right?
Very accomplished family, the Nutsteins.
It's a Victorian mansion. Old school Kingshead.
I just wanted to eat shrimp and feel fancy on Mother's Day.
And if I don't go broke buying all that food
-Ghost! We saw a ghost! -The damn house is haunted!
Huh. This is incredible.
You know what's weird? I think you might be
That is so sad.