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00:21:16
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
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I was thinking, like, maybe just a couple of armload of stuff.
-Attaboy, attaboy. -Right. Yup. -Nice job.
-Free rebar. -Free-bar.
Okay, just grab the peeler right there
Can you write in cursive?
There's plastic utensil and paper plates
-This? -That's the spatula again.
No. Why does he need five plunger?
I'm a fixer, I fix things.
It might be okay to give up on the half a waffle maker.
That would spruce this sucker up a little.
and I caught my shirt on the dresser handle,
Who needs luck when I got these Polaroids? Ah.
If I start the carrot at 11:30 tomorrow,
Lot of metaphor, Bobby.
Wait, did you bring broken chunk of concrete up here?
Oh. What happened to your cheek?
Gene. It's when you take the backbone out of the turkey
That's why God invent gravy.
If we soak 'em in gas, they'll burn real pretty.
and I spat grape juice everywhere.
* Should be chop up with a cleaver, 'less you're Teddy *
And then the cuckoo scare me,
Just pretend like you're putting those carrots in the oven.
-and I'll help you with that. -Is this peel enough?
I smell something funky.
Wait a minute, I mess up our Thanksgiving.
So everyone grab as much as you can from these two piles,
Okay, I think I have it all nail down now.
right before your family arrive and it's gonna be perfect!
I was suppose to go to my sister's for Thanksgiving,
-Not lately. -We invite Teddy to join us
or they're already burn, and I didn't know
super gentle when I throw them in the Dumpster
I call the lightbulbs. I promise I'll be super,
I sand it down to refinish it, but then I started working
and I went smack, right into the door!
-and gently make your way to the neck. -Wow.
and I still barely have enough time
Well, it helps to say it out loud so I get it right.
Don't know how it got in here; it's perfectly good.
Fixing the chair, obviously.
Definitely put my sister next to her husband,
We looked in every room, twice.
Show us exactly where you want your guests
But, Teddy, now you're alone on Thanksgiving.
Sometimes. But, boy, could they yell.
Almost as good as the one I left at home
super gentle when I throw them in the Dumpster
He can't have gone far; let's check outside.
It's actually making me sick. Is that normal?
What? It just smells kind of like my locker.
I'm gonna fix that waffle maker soon.
-and I'll help you with that. -Is this peeled enough?
I call the lightbulbs. I promise I'll be supe,
Why is everyone so disgusted by turkey preparation?
LOUISE: Like unopened, blank VHS tapes.
And the rest of those darn Belchers."
Like, almost too much. It's embarrassing.
Is it noticeable?
GENE: The back is a festive beige.
and he says what he's thankful for,
Yeah, that's not how it goes. You sound ridiculous.
I thought women had to deal with unfair body expectations.
This is awful!
super gentle when I throw them in the Dumpster
all anyone will smell is delicious turkey.
-is get rid of some of this stuff, right? -What?!
I don't know. I'm nervous, Bob! I'm freaking out here!
Bob, come on, I'm desperate here.
-Do I tip or...? What, what... -Tip your fake hat
Dad gets weird about Thanksgiving.