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00:21:34
H. Jon Benjamin, Dan Mintz, Eugene Mirman
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what can we get for you new lovebird?
Is this just one big omen?
instead of, like, a random caterer, you know,
The universe cut a big fart all over your wedding.
And now, the bride and groom have written their own vow,
has its share of pickle and beefs."
-Like ring bearer. -Yeah.
♪ But do I take these bun to have and hold, I do ♪
hand Dad lettuce and stuff.
Yeah, cut yourself some slack, B-dawg.
Nope! Uh, do you guys want me to jingle my keys for you?
if it was in a ditch by the highway.
is the loser and has to clean the grease trap on the grill.
Before we begin, the bride and groom asked
Shut your cheese flap and get ready to clean that grease trap.
Anyway, the grill has a grease trap that needs to be cleaned
My God, is making burger the dumbest thing
Hold on, hold on. I wrote a toast for you.
which adorn the wedding arch.
You fart on our second date.
just pretend like you already chew it!
Will you cater our wedding?
It's almost as if God is whisper,
Everyone, just toss your dead butterfly into the air
Grandma couldn't make the trip, but she bake her famous
Well, I won, as predict.
You haven't even smell each other's farts.
I blame the buns.
We're engage!
-...you wanna be ready. -I'm hang up now.
I'm in, too. Your butts are about to get shut down.
Right? We were just suppose to
they invite us to attend the ceremony.
Carter and Farrah have a love that burn brighter
-Mm-hmm. Mm. -...and then I woke up,
when you rush into a wedding. Oh, my face!
[chuckles] Y-You're going backwards.
especially after literally everything went wrong today,
and make sure everything goes perfectly.
we definitely want the kids as well.
Oh, oh... Mm, it's really falling apart.
and now it's the only thing that can possibly save this day.
GENE: Look, I'm in there twice.
And then my extremely passionate husband
Anyway, most people would have cracked earlier,
And we sometimes use our kids,
Finally.
instead of, like, a random caterer, you know,
especially after literally everything went wrong today,
It's almost as if God is whispering,
just outside of Bog Harbor.
It's a funny story, actually. How we met.
That-That is kind of touching.
-Get it? -Too soon. -Oh, God.
Those dum-dum's didn't think anything through...
And also someone clogged up the porta potty, which is hard.
We'll have to wait for my fungal infection to clear up...
what we do is so trivial.
That-That is kind of touching.
My God, is making burgers the dumb thing
The burgers will be delicious either way.
Sorry, I-I'm nervous.
I'm not greasing up these gorgeous hands.
-We're fancy. -You know what? Forget it.
We're both just really excited, and we don't wanna wait.
I-Is it offensive?
"Broke" is a little...
But can you imagine how weird that would be if I did?
Oh. So romantic.
♪ To prove my job's not stupid
Mine looks okay.
and they'll look alive.