Name: The Blue and the Gray
Released: 2017-11-09
Cast: Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer

1) readjust ( подрегулировать )

and he readjust my mortgage.
2) dabble ( балуюсь )

I dabble in Satanism
3) presume ( полагаю )

with what I presume is your heart condition?
4) nestle ( нестле )

nestle in a big layer of mozzarella snow!
5) mute ( немой )

Homer had the basketball game mute the whole time.
6) threaten ( угрожать )

Change threaten them.
7) slice ( срез )

So, which of you wants to be the slice haddock
8) tear ( слеза )

Well, that tear it.
9) punch ( пунш )

and said you punch Milhouse, "like, 50 billion times."
10) belong ( принадлежат )

Well, you know, maybe you belong to the A.A...
11) engage ( заниматься )

the wingman engage the less attractive friend,
12) fake ( фейк )

The last time we fake a stroke,
13) suppose ( предположим )

you're suppose to be here like you promised.
14) promise ( обещаю )

you're supposed to be here like you promise.
15) teach ( учить )

And you know what else this whole experience has taught me?
16) decide ( решить )

I decide to hit the local nighteries
17) describe ( описать )

Bart, eyewitnesses to your fight describe you
18) happen ( бывает )

happen in the first 6.5 seconds.

1) harshly ( жестко )

Don't judge them too harshly.
2) oddly ( странно )

No. It's oddly dehumanizing.
3) secretly ( тайно )

You need someone who's secretly on your side,
4) somehow ( как-то )

I knew my love life was like that movie somehow.
5) virtually ( практически )

Well, as a feminist, virtually anything
6) basically ( в основном )

So, basically,
7) somewhere ( где-то )

somewhere on Earth there's one woman.
8) forever ( навсегда )

when she went to sleep in her forever box.
9) normally ( обычно )

Normally, I think your mom is hot...
10) exactly ( точно )

Yes, that's exactly it!
11) alone ( один )

If you're watching this alone,
12) instead ( вместо )

he'd just paw at it instead of getting all clever.
13) recently ( недавно )

They recently learned
14) actually ( на самом деле )

Actually, I'm standing in front of you.
15) half ( половина )

I hope I look half as good as you
16) together ( вместе )

I do keep it together.
17) usually ( обычно )

Uh-oh. Usually when it gets this quiet
18) else ( еще )

And you know what else this whole experience has taught me?

1) aggro ( аггро )

as "berserkoid," "totally aggro,"
2) bottomless ( бездонные )

Oh, I just ordered this bottomless pitcher of beer
3) dreaded ( страшный )

of the dreaded Zim-Zam Tribe.
4) potent ( мощный )

prepare for the potent of the potent date,
5) appealing ( привлекательным )

But he can't more handsome or appealing than you. Okay,
6) supportive ( поддержку )

I thought you'd be more supportive.
7) aquarium ( аквариум )

Oh, and one month, I ate nothing but aquarium fish.
8) intimate ( интимные )

Now, Bart, share your most intimate thoughts with me.
9) excessive ( чрезмерное )

That's an excessive number of times.
10) toxic ( токсичные )

Now, let's rub this toxic blue goo onto your scalp.
11) precious ( драгоценные )

Let me get the camera we use for precious moments
12) excited ( рады )

Well, I got excited for nothing.
13) drunk ( пьяный )

and, uh, all I do is get drunk
14) weird ( странно )

Bingo. That was a weird day.
15) attractive ( привлекательная )

the wingman engages the less attractive friend,
16) triple ( трехместный )

No, I'm not in Triple-A.
17) romantic ( романтический )

Very romantic.
18) stupid ( глупо )

Stupid double snuggler's hitch!

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