Name: Homer Scissorhands
Released: 2017-11-09
Cast: Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer

1) chitchat ( треп )

a haircut with no chitchat?
2) theremin ( термен )

Would you like to help me roll the theremin
3) dachshund ( такса )

That's what miniature dachshund do.
4) sweetie ( конфетка )

Aw, sweetie, thanks for saving me
5) grin ( грин )

with a phony grin plastered on my face.
6) brace ( бандаж )

Well, I've worn a lot of different brace in my time.
7) moonlight ( лунный свет )

And you're cute in the moonlight.
8) dominance ( доминирование )

but Rex is just establishing dominance over the weaker male.
9) loser ( лузер )

while I talk about the loser I'm married to.
10) sack ( мешок )

In the sack, he's Salisbury steak,
11) bro ( бро )

Come on, bro, don't hassle me!
12) sermon ( проповедь )

you cannot keep basing sermon on old Seinfelds.
13) chestnut ( каштан )

Now that my soft, chestnut mane is gone,
14) baptism ( крещение )

Funny how my Timothy always uses the short-form baptism
15) versa ( наоборот )

Men are such dogs, and vice versa.
16) crimson ( малиновый )

♪ With crimson dress and pointy hair ♪
17) mechanic ( механик )

You know so much about body mechanic!
18) steak ( стейк )

In the sack, he's Salisbury steak,

1) outdo ( переплюнуть )

You've outdo yourself, Homer!
2) betray ( предать )

My wife has betray me...
3) proclaim ( провозгласить )

So I'm gonna finally proclaim my love for Lisa.
4) plaster ( штукатурка )

with a phony grin plaster on my face.
5) dump ( свалка )

I put the body in the car, I dump the car in the lake,
6) bend ( согнуть )

make sure you bend your knees.
7) brush ( щетка )

You better not be brush your hair again.
8) involve ( привлекать )

involve losing weight or changing my pants.
9) teach ( учить )

Sneaking around after them all day has taught me
10) lose ( потерять )

Marge, when someone lose their hair, they miss it the most.
11) cream ( крем )

everywhere else, cream corn.
12) happen ( бывает )

What happen to you?
13) guess ( думаю )

The job of the poet is to say, "This one, I guess."
14) eat ( едят )

♪ I ate the paste, and liked the taste ♪
15) wear ( носить )

Wears the same pants for a month!
16) bear ( медведь )

Aw! You're gonna regret the day you were born.
17) dream ( мечта )

I dream of cutting hair, styling hair,
18) drop ( падение )

Uh, Lisa, you drop your books.

1) sweetest ( сладкий )

Lisa Simpson is the smartest, sweetest,
2) gently ( аккуратно )

And now, to break the news as gently as I know how.
3) perfectly ( отлично )

It worked perfectly.
4) alone ( один )

Yeah, Lisa, can't you leave me alone?
5) finally ( наконец )

So I'm gonna finally proclaim my love for Lisa.
6) actually ( на самом деле )

Actually, Dad, as the supervising parent today,
7) kind ( вид )

Hmm, actually, it's kind of cute.
8) together ( вместе )

to put our relationship back together.
9) usually ( обычно )

Oh. Usually, Milhouse does it.
10) else ( еще )

everywhere else, creamed corn.
11) ago ( назад )

20 years ago, while she was a member of Parliament.
12) ever ( когда-нибудь )

Isn't this the greatest day ever?
13) sure ( уверен )

She sure is.
14) always ( всегда )

Funny how my Timothy always uses the short-form baptism
15) never ( никогда )

But I never knew you were so good with hair.
16) again ( снова )

You better not be brushing your hair again.
17) too ( слишком )

Lisa, this is going too slow for me.
18) course ( конечно )

Of course!

1) cuffed ( манжетами )

Is it 'cause when I wore cuffed pants
2) unaccompanied ( без сопровождения )

Mr. Discotheque Stuart, unaccompanied!
3) miserable ( убогие )

How miserable do I have to be before you're happy?
4) beloved ( любимый )

It's like a beloved dog that died on your head.
5) apt ( апт )

♪ 'Tis apt to make you spew ♪
6) unexpected ( неожиданные )

that life is full of unexpected things
7) bridal ( для новобрачных )

I need some highlights for a bridal shower!
8) drunk ( пьяный )

when I'm drunk, but I don't think so.
9) retired ( на пенсии )

Sorry, Sarah, I'm retired.
10) romantic ( романтический )

Yeah. It was romantic and it rhymed.
11) weak ( слабый )

but Rex is just establishing dominance over the weak male.
12) stupid ( глупо )

All day long, they tell me stupid, pointless,
13) okay ( ладно )

I'd rather call you by your normal name, if that's okay.
14) fifth ( пятый )

Why would a popular fifth-grader like Taffy be
15) slow ( медленно )

Lisa, this is going too slow for me.
16) nuclear ( ядерный )

at the nuclear plant-- namely, suck?
17) smart ( умный )

Lisa Simpson is the smart, sweetest,
18) solid ( твердые )

I'll just keep cutting till I hit something solid.

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