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00:21:43
Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer
60
Bleep, bloop, blorp.
Oh, you said "pedagogue."
This was the home of ruthless media disruptor
a blindfold over your eyes.
(thunder crashes, electricity crackle)
where evil money can acquire a patina of virtue?
Professor, half-life of radium, if you please.
stop evil billionaire or elect them to the highest office.
And childless. ...alumnus returns.
and Professor Noodle Stroodle
Lisa, sweetie, my professor money's
It opens your pore.
So long, sucker!
Fiddle-faddle, nuclear power is the industry of tomorrow.
Our motto: Ut uberiores divites.
I'm not giving this school a dime.
A flight attendant will be coming by to put
A baby atom is called a "neutron,"
If I inhale warmed air, I tend to float away.
You're expel!
Hmm? You unload your own dishwasher?
I vow that nuclear power will continue
♪ To the place where Louie dwell ♪
AUTOMATED FEMALE VOICE: Voice does not match file
I expect you're wondering why I've assemble a team
We insist on a chair of anti-nuclear studies
I see. It seems I owe you a hundred thousand dollars.
Oh, they were great. They inspire me.
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Burns University will grab you by the pants
Ah, nothing relax me like a stiff drink
I celebrate Columbus Day.
The Sallies have blend right in.
(chuckles) What are you laugh at?
Uh, what happens if I pee in this?
If I inhale warmed air, I tend to float away.
That's unbelievably offensive.
I'll tell you, and I won't kill you afterwards.
Sir, these people can barely run the plant,
Absolutely, Teddy.
I finally understand how gamma rays
Why don't we have class outside?
But what are you actually gonna say to them?
Not so fast.
Together. ALL: Down, back and lock!
Yeah, Dad hit a home run five minutes ago
(sighs) You ever think we're watching
At least that's where it was last month.
It's always wonderful
I never want to see the word "Yale" again.
I never want to see the word "Yale" again.
and he's still rounding second.
There's nothing too short that I can't cameo.
Of course we can't do nuclear.
Wow, my first slurred word.
But other smug jackasses in white gloves
But with an issue as hetero-patriarchal
ANNOUNCER: Intramural softball,
Fraternal handshake?
where even the most overweight tubbo
we'll have to hire multicultural empathizers,
Let's get you a refreshing cryofreeze.
It's delightful how you take turns sniffing after my money.
Ooh, this prestigious school
each and every one of you gets an incomplete!
steady fall, steady rise,
in a toxic environment.
But now, for no apparent reason,
That's unbelievably offensive.
Can you teach an artificial intelligence?
The triple, the most exciting play in baseball.
You can't fix stupid.