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Dan Castellaneta, Nancy Cartwright, Harry Shearer
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was that bigamist, Charles Kuralt.
but this old newshound can still find his way home.
and I'll just constantly lapse into my elocution exercises.
(chuckles) Hey, fatso,
And we need a real newsman to break it wide open.
like a lion on a lemur?
Now let's get you rung up, lard-ass.
I've been informed that this is my last newscast
and ride till Gramma churns the buttermilk.
Formaldehyde! Do you understand?
is rarer than a snake with sneaker.
Well, thank you, lady with the beehive hair.
Can't afford toothpaste, so tonight my teeth will have...
Uh, Lisa, these vial
But, to me, this is nothing more than a temporary setback.
I can't eat when I'm watching the spectacle
I did not land a Chinook helicopter.
No. If you're a typewriter salesman in 1953.
The man who betray our trust.
Really? You're thwart by a shirt?
and ride till Gramma churn the buttermilk.
Well, Jimmy, I was embed with the 98th Airborne.
Mr. Brockman, we've uncover a huge story!
Hey, Homer Simpson is not deter
Now that I've apologize, my station has assured me
Uh, gentlemen, I suggest we ramp up production.
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My career and these flood waters crest at the same time.
Lisa Simpson, you deserve to be on this couch with me.
is lace with toxic additives.
I was trap in a burning building...
So I grab the joystick and guided that wounded bird
Now that I've apologized, my station has assure me
before he was escort out by security
I've been inform that this is my last newscast
I'm introducing a new line of candy so delicious
Kent, you're looking unusually thoughtful
Sweetheart, I'm always happy to temporarily lose weight.
who barely speaks English. It's humidifying.
Sometimes I'd watch Bill O'Reilly
A-one, two, three, four! Too late!
Are you almost through?
What do you know. They're actually good!
How did you get them so fast?
That's the most ambitious thing you've ever said.
Speaking of once-in-a-lifetime experiences, Kent,
Oh, you Iraq War vets are always complaining.
How come I never met you before?
Never seek to better yourself again.
Also, for a guy, you show way too much cleavage.
(slurring): You know, I'll be tooling around,
down onto a container ship-- which was sinking.
I don't even remember what I said
I'm not licked yet-- not as long as I've got
(chuckles): for this rudderless anchor?
Sir, if you please, these days, a bona fide uncorrupted story
is a good clown with nonlethal candy.
LENNY: A picture of a nondescript lighthouse.
"water, fun and hydrogenated chuckles"?
"American objectives have been, and remain, incomprehensible."
(band plays upbeat music, audience cheers)
This is Kent Brockman thinking dark and suicidal thoughts.
That's the most ambitious thing you've ever said.
Look, man, if people think your clothes are outdated,
with my remaining dignity intact.
I understand you have a fascinating story
Ooh, intimate but heterosexual.
Works great on Mediterranean skin.
Incoming!
I'm introducing a new line of candy so delicious
a distinguished senior journalist
Whoa, whoa, impressive!