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Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis
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Wonton?
And in a different urologist's office, at the exact same time...
Samantha finally got her meeting with hotel magnate, Richard Wright.
Some men are threatened by strong businesswomen. They have to find a way...
I have never once heard a woman say, "He had such a big, full scrotum!"
Where, testicle shopping?
I'm going to impress that motherfucker so much...
The prosthesis approximates the weight, shape, and feel of a normal testicle.
but with the weekender and everything, I don't know, an hour, maybe even two.
- your résumé's all fluff. - Fluff?
Nuclear fission?
having a cappuccino 10 minutes ago.
At a Ye Old Country lemonade stand?
but who's gonna fuck a uni-ball bartender?
It's the Big Boob Bonanza issue!
- What do superhero have to do with it? - I have no idea.
Why don't we give a little tug and see?
I deal with a lot of businessmen.
That crazy movie star lady broke up with him, he's devastate.
After the ball plan backfire...
And then she totally diss me.
He told her he admire her balls.
- I don't want you to feel threaten. - You think I'm threaten by him?
and I swear to God, I wouldn't know if you had one or four.
The next day, while Aidan was tear down the old shed...
- That dog just bit my ass! - Pete!
If I was a guy, you would have shake my hand...
The prosthesis approximate the weight, shape, and feel of a normal testicle.
I just got trap.
- No. - I assure you, it's perfectly safe.
I admit, I'm intrigued.
Then he's gonna go right back to the city where he belong.
It's not approve yet. It's still being tested for safety.
If I say anything, like, "I don't think that's hung high enough"...
- Think you're gonna cry over a legal brief. - Have you cried over a brief?
When Big still hadn't arrive two hours later...
Boo hoo. It was 80 degrees and sunny.
I was secretly praying he'd missed the sign...
"Let's go have a drink and a smoke sometime."
- How big? - Huge, I could barely fit one in my mouth.
Somehow, the storm had passed...
if you were perfectly healthy, but had to go through life without balls.
Day or night, whenever...
to make her be just a woman again. Hence, "You're too emotional."
but we're moving closer.
Apparently, dating a movie star makes you as crazy as dating anyone else.
Unfortunately, it was mostly to himself.
Willow is totally fucking with my head, please.
Unfortunately, it was mostly to himself.
Exactly. They're that way at my firm, too.
Maybe we live a lot closer to each other, perhaps, dare I even say it...
Sometimes they just need to hear it from a man.
He better be fucking upset when he gets here. There better be tears.
and I never fully understood why.
I was following her around like a goddamn dog.
Steve no longer having testicular cancer was just one of them.
Upstate, we're in the country.
"Her luminous skin...
Nothing to be embarrassed about. He's still got one.
Body image depression, unpredictable mood swings...
A little muddy, I guess all that rain.
One minute he was perfectly happy, the next minute, furious.
"a product of vegan diet discipline."
and I went in there because I know how uncomfortable it makes you.
and I told her how frustrated we were that we weren't pregnant yet.
He's doing great. I'd have been sitting at home all depressed.
He better be fucking upset when he gets here. There better be tears.
Give me one legitimate reason why not.
I'm afraid our old problem has reared its ugly head.
I'm going back in there, guns blazing, cool, calm, collected.
What's wrong? You sound terrible.
A guy gets angry in a meeting, he's a pistol, a woman, she's emotional.