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Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis
1981
What exactly does a fake sonogram look like...
Because every time I pass by it, I go "blech."
I think I have monogamy. I must've caught it from you people.
If there's anyone who could keep monotony interesting...
The next morning, a hotel mogul and his publicist...
No muss, no fuss.
Two glasses of French fizz here and a sody for you.
I'm drinking seltzer...
You think that dress is still outside the dumpster at Tasti-Delite?
The next morning, a hotel mogul and his publicist...
And then I'll treat you to a Tasti-Delite. It's like aversion shock therapy.
I've got this tux for another 13 hours.
No, I can't take a vow of forever-and-ever, if what I mean is...
A man you love, kneel in the street...
I'm sorry if that scare you, but I am.
I don't think that I'm ready to get married yet.
I deserve a real partner. And this song is abusive and hurtful.
We grab a couple friends, down some mai tais, tie the knot.
The next week, we all put on our finest and gather at the Black and White Ball...
Every day, millions of people suffer from monogamy.
In her attempt to skip over her grief, Charlotte tap into her pain.
Which is something to think about, I admit.
- They're engage! - You're getting married!
I just fake a sonogram.
I'm suppose to be all excited about picking a date, and a place, and a theme.
- Dream on, J.J. - Never hurt to ask, right?
- It makes investors nervous, and frankly... - It makes you nervous, too.
I tried to get my mind around the concept of happily ever after.
- Hey, gorgeous. Great turnout. - This is purely professional.
I think we both look kinda sharp tonight.
and afterwards you feel great.
My body is literally rejecting the idea of marriage. Look!
I suddenly felt a ton of it beating down on my shoulders.
Aside from the not-wanting-to-die-alone thing.
- That's what they do. - Not necessarily.
No, I can't take a vow of forever-and-ever, if what I mean is...
Okay, anyway, the wedding.
What exactly does a fake sonogram look like...
No, it's a very straight-laced, conservative crowd.
very frilly and poofy. We want her to look like a giant cupcake.
- I mean, monogamous type. - Maybe I am.
I feel like a deadbeat bride.
began another grueling day at work.
Come on, we're not the monotonous...
There it was, the unmistakable voice of Susan Sharon.
is tacky and immature.
Do you realize you're growing a teeny tiny penis inside you?
I trust you're finding something noteworthy...
Carrie, I'm going to ask you an unpleasant question now.
Don't say it, limp dick.
You get married, you hope for the best. It doesn't work out, you get divorced.
I deserve a real partner. And this song is abusive and hurtful.