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00:29:13
Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis
1978
What about a marzipan baby carriage?
Congratulations, cookie. Five hundred beautifully written words...
The bassinet can go over here by the bed.
- Two stitches. - Get off my stoop!
You said no stork, but I saw the most gorgeous centerpiece, in the shape...
the salespeople get confused.
on the newsstand today, at least to me.
You said no storks, but I saw the most gorgeous centerpiece, in the shape...
I dropped my niece on her head.
That's exactly like the rattle Trey gave me when we first...
and my purse pun...
One hour, two platter of chicken, and 13 lawyers later...
Last time I broke this out was when I heard that fun-fur was making a comeback.
I was babysit when I was 13, and I got bored.
This new piece shows improvement, but still positively reek of you.
Now if you'll excuse me, I'll be pillaging the men's side.
May I tempt you with dessert?
I have no maternal instincts, no patience. The way I yell at Charlotte...
- I'm sorry I ruin your shower. - You didn't.
Okay, don't "cookie" me, Freud. Pants up!
- I bake it myself. - We ordered it online.
I spill.
So you got married right out of grade school.
When a man has a fantasy and you fulfill it...
The games, the finger sandwiches, all that enforce oohing and ahing.
"therefore I'll always be mess up about men?"
But it was cleverly hidden, of course.
Evidently, I'm recommending it to Vogue shoppers.
We'll live happily ever after.
presumably to devour another writer.
This new piece shows improvement, but still positively reeks of you.
Technically, I'm not one of your kids. I'm just a girl you get drunk sometimes.
Congratulations, cookie. Five hundred beautifully written words...
This is your idea of helping? Pointing out all the things I do badly?
I thought it best to work exclusively with Enid.
Ms. Bradshaw, what you've handed us here is essentially...
because once you have that baby, it's not just you anymore.
Seriously, let's try this.
It's a four-tiered baby cake made entirely of diapers.
Okay, but no cutesy, storky shit.
But a marsupial mom or a stroller mom?
He won't be monogamous. He'll cheat with or without me.
I came in here today so cocky...
Just an adult, dignified lunch with presents...
It's about wanting something just for fun. Something decadent, something naughty.
An all-night, nonstop, championship fuck fest with you...
I admit it's tempting to wish for the perfect boss...
for one of the most relevant and provocative magazines...
I don't have a vague idea how I'm going to do any of it.
Every morning, millions of New Yorkers leave their crowded apartments...
He starts acting all father figure, and I get territorial...
Nothing cute. No ridiculous, over-the-top baby stuff allowed.