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Greg Cipes, Scott Menville, Khary Payton
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The cumber bun rush. (GRUNTS)
that teaches toughness, self-confidence and sportsmanship.
Oh! Handsome Lad just knocked out Barry the iguana!
Pro wrestlers excel in sounding like whack jobs, speaking in crazy metaphors.
I'm just trying to wow you with the restraint and nobility of real wrestling.
The cumber bun rush. (GRUNTS)
choke-outs, flying elbows,
Ah, it's over. Handsome Lad is done.
He is speaking in the metaphor!
Pocket watch pow!
I want you drinking that almond milk.
Yeah, bro. What do you have against wrestling?
I'm just trying to wow you with the restraint and nobility of real wrestling.
That's right. Who's the champ?
or any of that other non-sportsman like nonsense.
Oh, my goodness! I can't take it! The pain!
Now, the bowtie bash! (GRUNTS)
that languishes in the over-bearing neon glow of fake wrestling.
that languish in the over-bearing neon glow of fake wrestling.
Nobody disrespect the tux!
Yes! The toast bread!
but it's a sport steep in thousands of years of tradition.
Oh! Handsome Lad just knock out Barry the iguana!
because when you mess with the bull,
But it is well execute.
You lie to us, Cyborg.
And it is burn!
If you thought coffee woke you up before,
Pro wrestlers excel in sounding like whack jobs, speaking in crazy metaphors.
-You do? -You bet I do, bro.
that teach toughness, self-confidence and sportsmanship.
I'm getting caught up in the ridiculousness.
Of course he's gonna get up, he's just milk the drama.
That's what happen when you try to stop me!
And the cream always rise to the top, fools!
I speak the loudly for no apparent reason!
It is literally impossible!
Real wrestling truly is a noble sport.
-Fake? -Girl, it is super fake, girl.
Fine! What else?
is superior to fake wrestling, once and for all!
And the cream always rises to the top, fools!
You never kiss another man's iguana.
It's too early for this. I need coffee.
Of course he's gonna get up, he's just milking the drama.
Are you even watching the same match, Cyborg?
All right! That's it!
If you thought coffee woke you up before,
Ah, it's over. Handsome Lad is done.
Oh! Handsome Lad just knocked out Barry the iguana!
CYBORG: Now everyone get into position.
I is the Wild Man, here to go buck wild on you fools.
When do I get to come up the top rope on someone?
Hi there, I am Victor Stone.
Your lives have become too ridiculous and melodramatic!
Because I'm the vegan cream of the crop!
This is mildly uncomfortable.
now, it's time to get ridiculous.
Oh, oh, oh! Whoa, that is so brutal.
I am the Grave Mistake
I know. Very impressive Wild Man.
We tried your precious sport, Cyborg,
I speak the loudly for no apparent reason!
You know pro wrestling is fake, right?
An ancient and noble sport
No, I sad it was noble and thought self-control.
Ugh! They are super tight, bro.
is superior to fake wrestling, once and for all!
Just pure, clean
An ancient and noble sport
-The coolest. -Are there sweet moves?
Come out, Victor! Don't be late for your own funeral.