Name: The Cruise
Released: 2017-12-27
Cast: Andy Samberg, Stephanie Beatriz, Terry Crews

1) smush ( смурф )

- Get ready. It's time for some smush songs.
2) shuffleboard ( шаффлборд )

- You brought your own shuffleboard stick?
3) coworker ( коллега )

Good-bye, coworker,
4) perk ( перка )

- Little perk of being
5) seltzer ( сельтерской )

Drinking seltzer in the shadows.
6) moustache ( усы )

- Oh, should I grow a moustache?
7) exclamation ( восклицание )

Once, I used an exclamation point in a email.
8) eel ( угря )

- Great credit and an eel hookup.
9) entertainer ( конферансье )

Carousel Cruises' entertainer of the year.
10) peril ( опасности )

- Pfft. Peril. - Don't "pfft" my peril.
11) slug ( слизень )

Straight up living that slug life, y'all.
12) biscuit ( бисквит )

And the disks are called biscuit.
13) liar ( врун )

Oh, it says, "Doug Judy is a liar."

1) accuse ( обвинять )

whom she accuse of stealing a hairbrush.
2) drown ( утопить )

You blast your garbage, and you drown 'em out.
3) swear ( клянусь )

hey, I swear to you I heard the cab driver
4) poison ( яд )

Toxicology report says the old lady was poison.
5) arrest ( арест )

- But the captain can have him arrest.
6) assure ( уверяю )

- I assure you, in this case, I do not exaggerate.
7) butter ( масло )

I think you're gonna love these. I really butter them up.
8) laugh ( смех )

- She's laugh out loud multiple times.
9) cheat ( накрутка )

- He was cheat on me.
10) suppose ( предположим )

- Are you kidding me? What am I suppose to tell him?
11) lie ( ложь )

but I knew you were lying.
12) smile ( улыбка )

- About time you smile, Jake.
13) realize ( понимаю )

and the Internet realize that cruises

1) technically ( технически )

Technically this boat flies under the flag of Uzbekistan.
2) aboard ( на борту )

- Welcome aboard, ladies and gentlemen,
3) incredibly ( невероятно )

- That is incredibly sweet, but no way.
4) loud ( громкий )

What, did she laugh out loud one time?
5) aka ( ака )

AKA the Boom-Boom Stateroom.
6) somewhere ( где-то )

He's hiding somewhere on this boat
7) okay ( ладно )

You okay, Judy? [door thuds]
8) obviously ( очевидно )

Obviously, I didn't know those specifics,
9) definitely ( наверняка )

We are definitely on a cruise.
10) successfully ( успешно )

just because you've successfully done it numerous times before?
11) nearly ( почти )

Just between us, we're nearly out of ranch dressing.
12) alone ( один )

She lived alone.
13) finally ( наконец )

I'll just assume you're finally admitting

1) andalusian ( андалузский )

Isn't that a Andalusian name?
2) bummed ( стрельнул )

I know you're bummed about the Pontiac Bandit
3) bottomless ( бездонные )

- But the all-ages piano lounge has bottomless margaritas.
4) lovable ( милый )

She's smart and lovable; you're scrappy and lovable;
5) receptive ( рецептивные )

be more receptive to her interests.
6) nonstop ( беспосадочный )

Who's ready for some nonstop totally scheduled fun?
7) incapable ( неспособный )

- Actually, I can't. I'm physically incapable.
8) adorable ( очаровательны )

that makes us such an adorable couple.
9) suspicious ( подозрительно )

But that was suspicious.
10) lame ( хромой )

- Psh, lame. - Look.
11) crowded ( людно )

- [whispering] It's so crowded in here,
12) insane ( ума )

Is that not the most insane thing you have ever heard?
13) dumb ( тупой )

That is so dumb.

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