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Andy Samberg, Stephanie Beatriz, Terry Crews
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- You're kidding. He's a world-renowned oboist,
- Dagnabbit. Oof!
Reno Vegas, mobster from Reno, Las Vegas.
to perform a Shostakovich cantata,
- No. That's my cupcake taster!
I finally understand the old adage, "Never meet your heroes."
Loophole!
billionaire oil man from Dallas, Texas,
All right, there's the butt indentation,
All right, residual cushion fart is about a six out of ten.
Anyway, Weichselbraun's $40,000 oboe
- Okay, Sarge, everyone knows you're a superhero,
- Well, you've handled this case with the utmost professionalism,
- Never! For my plan to work, he's gotta be bast in sweat.
- So you do think it smack of preferential treatment?
- I don't like being stab by someone
- What are you doing? You just insult
I'm sure John-- he insist I call him "John"--
I swear, if they mess up this case, Jake, it's on you.
It melt in my mouth and in my hands.
while I've behave crassly.
- I think you owe me an apology.
but he did slip on my spill chili.
- And I emerge victorious.
- And who bump into Scully, causing the spill? Me.
We knock on the front door. I say I'm Tex Dallas.
I'm going undercover as Tex Dallas,
- Damn right, and who fell asleep under their desks
Boyle, can I talk to you privately?
- You're an incredibly gracious host, Mr. Weichselbraun.
Meanwhile, Chris Rock is tied up in his basement
Twice as often since I started serving sweet wieners.
- We're almost there. Slow down, Pinto.
I can't stand the thought of you being alone.
We are what the Internet sometimes refers to as...
I finally understand the old adage, "Never meet your heroes."
- Me? Instead of Jake?
- No, Terry. - Have you seen them recently?
- We're almost there. Slow down, Pinto.
Does this outfit look drab and lifeless enough?
- In 20 minutes, he's going in totally alone, unarmed,
- This is ludicrous, Boyle.
This is a nice present from an unknown, appreciative citizen
- And I emerged victorious.
Oh, that was lame. Life is meaningless.
needs to be handled with the utmost discretion.
Oh, that was lame. Life is meaningless.
and they're both asleep already.
Are you insane?
- This is a pretty modest apartment.
- Sleep tight, you magnificent oafs.
Meanwhile, we just linked your little dumb pot bust