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Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon
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He's second oboist, runner-up in Westinghouse Science Contest...
comes from the tedium of meditation.
To the celibacy of monks.
Why would a lama want to come back as a third oboe?
Chane Wassanasong is the biggest shank in our class.
Snaffles caps off all size jug, bottles, and jars...
Lesser-known lama, but still spiritual big shot, any way you slice it.
- With all my heart. - Buddhist liar.
and he has terrific posture.
He is such a loser.
Finally, stuffed-up jerk Ted Wassanasong have to kiss my ass.
I do that with my cereal bowl!
KAHN: Here you go. RSVP means...
That's why I'm praying my gut out.
HANK: New Year's party?
No, I didn't. Connie, here's your cane.
I don't know what the heck I'm doing.
Buddhist monk?
You could be destine to be a spiritual leader...
And if you are, I'll be disrespect Buddha every day.
Lesser-known lama, but still spiritual big shot, any way you slice it.
- He put his finger in my beer. - He dare me to.
That's why I'm pray my guts out.
Is this what you drag me out here for?
One of these objects belong to our revered lama before he died.
Hey, make him pick for real. He cheat.
So just hang in there.
Wait, we're suppose to be on the same team here.
If my ass is going to be kick, then it will be kick.
But really, you just dodge a chubby white bullet.
They throw water on you to wash away the old year...
I kept hearing flats. I assume they were coming from you.
"As the wheel follows the ox that draw the cart...
Snaffles cap off all size jugs, bottles, and jars...
He often wore his begging bowl like a hat.
You fight, but you both have the same goal, right?
To be perfectly honest, didn't see lama.
[Sighing] Well, we definitely can't have that.
They wouldn't make it the same thing twice.
Sometimes you have to let things be as they are.
Finally, stuffed-up jerk Ted Wassanasong have to kiss my ass.
Yeah, okay. We're running late.
I was kind of hoping that you could just have him fail this test tomorrow.
What do you hear inside, Connie?
He often wore his begging bowl like a hat.
The beating of it will drown out everything else.
Well, I always knew my Bobby was destined for greatness.
CONNIE: Chane Wassanasong could never have done that.
You expect too much of them, Connie.
Of course we are.
Lama Sanglug, I miss Connie so much.
That doesn't even make sense, nitwit.
sliding right out of Mr. Dauterive's beer.
Okay. This real simple.
- How long you been celibate? - Three years.
That was an unscheduled detour.
Mr. Hill, I would prefer it if Bobby were simply a devout Methodist...
One of these objects belonged to our revered lama before he died.
These monks are looking for reborn spirit of some lama...
Forget about that dang Buddhist hooey,
Shut up. You're just jealous because you weren't chosen as lama.
That is the single most ridiculous thing I have ever...
Laotians use lunar calendar, so our New Year come in April.
Buddhist monks?
You are dumb as chimps.
We are blessed to be in a town...
Gentle Christian neighbor...
and that's the loud.
[Sighing] The Buddhists think Bobby is a holy man. That's just sad.
The fourth year's the tough one.
Lesser-known lama, but still spiritual big shot, any way you slice it.
That'd be amazing!