Name: Transnational Amusements Presents: Peggy's Magic Sex Feet
Released: 2016-12-01
Cast: Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon

1) smush ( смурф )

It's $200 for a 5-minute smush video.
2) luanne ( луэнн )

Bobby, luanne is not here to baby-sit.
3) gribble ( гриббл )

but if there's any problem , just penetrate the gribble' perimeter.
4) tickler ( щекотливое )

Are you the tickler?
5) toenail ( ноготь )

No more painting my toenail alone in the dark.
6) sug ( суг )

Look at yours, sug'. It says, "spare peg."
7) cameraman ( телеоператор )

Director, writer, cameraman, grant trimble does it all.
8) pervert ( извратить )

And the pervert only like my feet
9) smut ( головне )

You, sir, are nothing but a low-rent smut hound
10) pore ( поры )

It... it tones the pore.
11) hamburger ( гамбургер )

Peggy, your feet are stepping on raw hamburger.
12) stride ( шаг )

They're long enoug h to give you a perfect stride
13) pong ( понг )

stimulating my soles with a ping pong paddle.
14) spinach ( шпинат )

They want spinach, eggs, and corned beef hash.
15) propane ( пропан )

"Flamer" for the propane man.
16) billboard ( афиша )

on 60-foot billboard across america, pushing parker pens.
17) pitcher ( питчер )

Well, i am one of the best softball pitcher in the tri-towns.
18) appetite ( аппетит )

Worked up an appetite for steak, i hope.

1) obsess ( преследовать )

That means they obsess on one weird little thing.
2) sug ( суг )

Ladies' 5, sug'.
3) owe ( должен )

Wait. Are you saying that i owe my success
4) inspire ( вдохновлять )

can be inspire by my feet in the privacy of their own homes.
5) exploit ( эксплуатировать )

that you have been exploit my feet for unseemly purposes.
6) deserve ( заслуживают )

I mean, loving them, the way they deserve.
7) smell ( запах )

Uh, flowers smell good. That's not gonna work.
8) assure ( уверяю )

It's spa-grade, i assure you.
9) trick ( трюк )

And up until now i had been trick by the media
10) photograph ( фотография )

Mr. Trimble, i've... i've never let my feet be photograph before. I...
11) shoot ( стрелять )

We were shoot for the women's-empowerment market.
12) appreciate ( ценю )

was out there appreciating big, beautiful feet?
13) realize ( понимаю )

But then i realize something.
14) pour ( залить )

[Sighing] Here's some honey being pour all over 'em.
15) bet ( ставка )

I bet you never thought those big, ugly feet of yours
16) catch ( поймать )

get caught up in the dirty internet world.
17) discover ( откройте )

Well, i was discover in a parking lot, just like lana turner.
18) guess ( думаю )

I guess i could have gone with "propane man."

1) luckily ( к счастью )

which, luckily, i read 12 years ago.
2) exceptionally ( исключительно )

But your mother ha s exceptionally long and handsome feet.
3) ultimately ( в конечном счете )

Well, honey, ultimately they are.
4) perfectly ( отлично )

They're perfectly healthy.
5) somewhere ( где-то )

Well, everyone has to start somewhere. What's it about?
6) eventually ( в конце концов )

All the girls figure it out eventually. That's when i start payin'.
7) certainly ( конечно )

And i certainly wouldn't open it
8) exactly ( точно )

I know exactly how you feel.
9) alone ( один )

No more painting my toenails alone in the dark.
10) finally ( наконец )

(peggy) And so, i have finally taken my own advice
11) medium ( средний )

still like her steaks medium-rare?
12) otherwise ( в противном случае )

I would have been surprise d if you'd said otherwise.
13) quite ( вполне )

Oh, it's actually quite common
14) thus ( таким образом )

and thus help women everywhere.
15) recently ( недавно )

That's why you haven't seen me reading it recently. Ok?
16) outside ( снаружи )

i think i'll go outside right now and squirt her with water.
17) actually ( на самом деле )

Oh, it's actually quite common
18) soon ( скоро )

Pretty soon you'd see them in music videos.

1) smush ( смурф )

The whole time i was making smush videos.
2) unattractive ( непривлекательно )

into thinking that they were unattractive.
3) embarrassed ( неловко )

Now women who are too embarrassed to even go to the doctor
4) annoyed ( раздражает )

all right, peggy. I understand you're a little annoyed.
5) vibrant ( яркие )

i see them as vibrant and alive.
6) inspirational ( вдохновляющие )

We're making a small inspirational film.
7) artistic ( художественный )

This isn't about individual artistic decisions.
8) stuck ( застрял )

Yeah, and now a bunch of flies get stuck to 'em.
9) exceptional ( исключительных )

You have an exceptional gift.
10) spare ( запасные )

Look at yours, sug'. It says, "spare peg."
11) weird ( странно )

That means they obsess on one weird little thing.
12) stupid ( глупо )

I feel so stupid.
13) surprise ( сюрприз )

I would have been surprise d if you'd said otherwise.
14) alive ( жив )

i see them as vibrant and alive.
15) inner ( внутренний )

. And you will. Inner beauty
16) bold ( смелый )

you may not have noticed because i wear bold eyeglasses
17) raw ( сырые )

Peggy, your feet are stepping on raw hamburger.
18) amazing ( удивительные )

That's because you have really, really amazing feet.

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