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Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon
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LUANNE: ...and please make sure Ladybird is safe and without rabies.
''Some sufferer may have a sore throat.''
Are you gonna need the raccoon's pelt intact for a hat?
-You're in your underwear, sug'. -Read on.
or a possum imitating the behavior of a raccoon.
PEGGY: l am tired of finding crumb in the bathtub.
HANK: No. No possums. BOBBY: An ostrich then.
chasing colorful geometric shapes in a dark and infinite limbo.
NANCY: ''The earliest symptoms of clinical rabies in humans are chills.''
BOBBY: Can i get a poodle? HANK: No,
DALE: So long, sucker,
Let's see you try and sell your way out of this one, propane salesman.
And how about a marshmallow chaser?
all your knowledge of propane and propane accessories.
NANCY: ''Diarrhea.''
you furry bastard.
We've had reports of a bloodhound walking funny by the campground,,,
Hank, once l crawl in there, l want you to quickly cover the hole with the screen.
You need a shot, sug'.
ls it possible to live a normal life infect with rabies?
or beg you, do not remove the screen.
You know, the black around your eyes looks just like a mask,
Each time she fetch, it's like seven fetch for you or me.
And now my dog's out there, possibly hurt, expose to the elements...
See, l settle down. Now, give me back my hat.
You're gonna wish you mess up somebody else's garage...
A trap? The only one that's going to get trap is you, Hank.
l give you one little thing to do and you screw it up.
l hope you're right. But if she's out there suffer with rabies...
l never laugh that hard ever again.
And l suppose a cat might work.
At least Bandit never ate my lunch until after l'd throw it out.
You promise Dale you wouldn't.
Hold on, little fellow. This happen to me once.
l fear l am going mad!
l guess you'll have to hand me my pocketknife.
But l only saw it briefly, and it was dark, so l don't know.
literally attacked your father.
And now my dog's out there, possibly hurt, exposed to the elements...
l'll have to shoot her, and with my aim, l'll probably have to shoot her twice.
Trapped into thinking a trap actually works.
Let us go now and l promise l won't kick your ass later.
You're gonna wish you messed up somebody else's garage...
l never laughed that hard ever again.
So, at least we know Ladybird and Mr. Gribble will be okay.
Hold on, little fellow. This happened to me once.
l never laughed that hard ever again.
At least Bandit never ate my lunch until after l'd thrown it out.
but l need you to get Dale out of the basement again.
Ladybird doesn't do anything anymore. She's too old.
No wonder it was rooting around in the garage.
we'll have to put Ladybird down,
No sign of Bandit. Not even a dropping.
That says it all right there.
What? You've been looking for that dang raccoon?
''They may also feel anxious or fearful of things with no clear reason.''
you furry bastard.
''They may also feel anxious or fearful of things with no clear reason.''
''Some sufferers may have a sore throat.''
chasing colorful geometric shapes in a dark and infinite limbo.
Are you gonna need the raccoon's pelt intact for a hat?
chasing colorful geometric shapes in a dark and infinite limbo.
Don't worry. l'm gonna get rid of it.
lt's easy for you to sit there with a head full of thick, gorgeous hair...
And if rabies is part of your divine plan...
Where's your precious propane now?
lt's easy for you to sit there with a head full of thick, gorgeous hair...
Dad, you're okay.
l know what l'm doing. These mushrooms have been keeping me alive.
l fear l am going mad!
Why is everything you're wearing so sharp?
But l only saw it briefly, and it was dark, so l don't know.