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00:22:35
Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon
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l crawled through a minefield to retrieve Gen. MacArthur's corncob pipe.
Not the gavel! Don't bang the--
l want her for the carpool lane.
PEGGY: ln deference to the committee's busy schedule...
For your portrayal of Dr. Jerry Kenderson on TV's Dallas,,,
Ain't you gonna eat your waffle, Hank's wife?
Well, l got a telegram for you.
but they can't make a parachute that opens.
with your service revolver?
You? You're a coward.
They ain't got much tone, but gam is gam.
Who's ready for a sponge bath?
You wouldn't last a day in a Japanese POW camp.
Well, hello to you, too, you fly-swatting loser.
You ain't got the gut.
HANK: Well, what do you know?
Let's see. Bicep curl.
Tojo had me cooped up in a bamboo rat cage.
But l retook it anyway.
Scrambled. Black. Sports page.
Cotton invent a bayonet technique that is still used to gut men today.
So l snuck myself behind enemy lines,,,
Well, you just shave two minutes off my commute.
l crawl through a minefield to retrieve Gen. MacArthur's corncob pipe.
You deserve it.
reached up and punch him in the kidneys.
1984 to 1986, we proudly assign you, Barry Jenner...
Now l don't have to be trap in the house, huh?
Did he ever tell you how he survive eight days in a life raft...
and be approve by a damn commission.
She quit the rehab.
PEGGY: l stretch a rubber band today.
You shut up, you....
What do you suppose they do with something like that?
That rubber band kick my ass.
PEGGY: Mr. Chairman, the chair recognize Mrs. Peggy Hill.
and somehow he walks.
Yeah, he might have mentioned that once or twice.
And by September l was finally thin enough...
What are you muttering? Are you actually trying to defend him?
This is disrespectful, kind of, like, just like Bill Dauterive, man.
ln a month? Way too soon.
Can we move this along? l have a full day ahead of me.
Eighteen months later, he walked right over to that doctor,,,
We're gonna be working together one hour at a time, once a week...
You ready to hate me more than you ever hated anyone in your life?
l sure am glad you're out of that body cast, Peggy.
We're gonna be working together one hour at a time, once a week...
Of course, she always wins, doesn't she?
Remember the ten bags of cement you said l'd never use?
walking again in no time.
ln a month? Way too soon.
Of course, she always wins, doesn't she?
l ask the questions around here.
by trapping rainwater in his upturned eyelids?
Let's see. Bicep curls.
This is disrespectful, kind of, like, just like Bill Dauterive, man.
ls that the bionic guy or the wrestler?
You sadistic son of a--
Not angry, man. Just very dang disappointed, man.
so don't get jealous.
Fetal position, please.
l think my dad is not too fond of you, either.
l'm gonna be buried in those Nazi-stompers,,,
HANK: Look, l know you're disappointed.
Turned her into a highly trained, highly motivated fighting machine.
Held my breath until they got good and drunk,
and be approved by a damn commission.
Because you're weak.
Don't be so tough on yourself.
PEGGY: Hank, this steak is so tend.
and you're telling me you can't climb a stupid little hill?