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Mike Judge, Kathy Najimy, Pamela Adlon
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- like a compound miter saw. - What?
- Could you do better on the ice crusher? - $900 firm.
Hector wouldn't wear the antler five years ago...
AUCTIONEER: First item, number 4801, Army barber chair, originally $80,000,,,
Don't take no mousse, no gel. Shower and go, man.
You worry too much about those, and you hit that scar over your left ear.
I heated some toaster pastries.
But then they give us a B-2 bomber for $1.3 billion.
You got those big, thick neck muscles that knot up when you're tense...
The Army shut down the sergeant barbers.
DALE: See the guy in the beard pointing and laughing at your head? That's me!
HANK: Bobby, you start going to him now...
Do not be late unless you want the coldest shampoo of your life.
with a straight razor and a barber pole.
We could get a new roof just for the heck of it.
Mr. Strickland wanted an elf in the picture...
Bobby, how'd you like to come to the barber shop with me tomorrow?
you're calling me an idiot!
The base is disband the barber unit. They think we're inefficient.
No, this is a great haircut. I insist.
You owe me a chance.
He feather in the back where he usually tapers.
administer by Barbra Streisand.
- I dare you to pick them out. - I need your earliest appointment.
Heard he was arrest for running naked...
Bill, how's it gonna be in the alley if you screw it up?
- You eliminate Bill. Billiminator. - What?
The Army shut down the sergeant barbers.
and it's important that my customers recognize me.
I'll find a way to charge you. I promise.
But your actual mission is to stand at this privately donate chair.
but word is that Jack is losing it.
Well, I guess that explain the feathering. Doesn't excuse it.
Yeah. I almost forgot.
Even Bill Clinton only spend $300 on his haircuts.
Well, I guess that explains the feathering. Doesn't excuse it.
But your actual mission is to stand at this privately donated chair.
Maybe somebody smooth-talked him out of his pension or something.
and he's absolutely heartbroken and it's all your fault.
Yeah. I almost forgot.
I'll be with you as soon as I'm done with this gentleman.
- I'll save it for later, how about? - Start licking!
- Come on, let's go, Bobby. - Not so fast. You sat nice and still.
I believe I can put together over 20,000 references.
He feathered in the back where he usually tapers.
Well, no one else is laughing.
Here's a picture of you with normal hair mowing your lawn three months ago.
I'm not leaving Jack. Jack's the only barber I've ever had.
Hank Hill always pays his barber. Now, are you my barber or not?
Well, she does pimp that conditioner pretty hard.
Hank, I never cut civilian hair, but I've been looking at your head a long time.
If you don't like it, we'll never discuss it again.
You're much too big a boy for chocolate milk.
Of course, I am a trained Army barber.
I find it unsubtle, but it's a way to go. Used to see it more.
The base is disbanding the barber unit. They think we're inefficient.
I have been very respectful of your relationship with Jack...
And then the northern ridge runs almost transverse to the crown.
Damn it! Customers will think I don't wish them a merry Christmas.
DALE: Incoming!
Try and look surprised.
It's a damn good chair, but I'm not gonna pay $110,000 for a barber chair.
Jack, this is tough to say.
You got those big, thick neck muscles that knot up when you're tense...
but I'm not completely satisfied with my haircut.
That's okay. I just remembered...
I'll be working with my door closed for obvious reasons.
I'm sorry, Hank, I had no idea I was that valuable.
I'll fill out the proper forms and get the ball rolling.
But your actual mission is to stand at this privately donated chair.
You're taking this even harder than poor Bill.
- You saw Bill? - Over at the high-school job fair.