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Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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It's the Italian hand-licker, isn't it?
I believe I was talking to Joey. All right, there, mother-kisser?
You okay, kiddo?
That would be a no. Just because you played tonsil tennis with my mom...
[EKG BEEPING]
...throw in 30 euphemism for male genitalia...
...throw in 30 euphemisms for male genitalia...
[TIRES SQUEALING THEN THUD]
[AMBULANCE SIRENS WAILING]
- You okay, slugger? - Oh, yeah. I'm fine. I'm fine.
Wait, did you get to the part about his "huge, throb pens"?
[TIRES SQUEALING THEN THUD]
I don't know. I've been standing here spel it out for you.
Oh, and on page two, he's not reaching for her "heaving beasts."
We're rehearsing a Greek play.
Okay. He's a lawyer who teaches sculpt on the side.
Anyone want me to appraise anything?
Now, do you think his "love stick" can be "liberated from its denim prison"?
Ah, the forbid love of a man and his door.
...who has the potential to break our hearts and plunge us into depression.
NORA: The car's running downstairs.
It's hard to tell. They're so tiny and upside down.
You know, don't take this wrong, I just don't see you as a mom somehow.
...but occasionally after I've been intimate with a man...
Uh, a little woozy, but basically okay.
- Are we okay now? - Yeah.
But, um, apparently somebody overslept.
He's just a... You know, a complication you eventually kill off.
Exactly. Weekend at Bernie's.
- Well, how do you feel? - Pretty good.
Uh, a little woozy, but basically okay.
I'm famished. What do I want?
And there's no "J" in "engorged."
Okay? She's always been a Freudian nightmare.
This is kind of embarrassing...
You know, knowledge is a tricky thing.
[SINGING] You don't have to be awake To be my man
...was a handsome woman in her day, all right?
- How did it go? - Awful. Awful.
I was really upset about Rachel and Paolo and I think I had too much tequila...