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Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
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Saltines?
Do you want my tinfoil hat?
Well, you do realize that the odds of that happening are a little slimmer...
...will become the yardstick...
Sure you don't want a pretzel?
Oh, Satan's minion at work again.
Like Joey's constant knuckle-cracking isn't annoying?
...and your emphysema and your heart disease.
Yep. We sure showed those Hasidic jeweler...
[COUGHING]
[SNORTS]
Well, is it, like, a little annoying? Or is it like when Phoebe chew her hair?
Remember when we went to Central Park and rented boats?
- Look, I could go on pretend... - Okay.
Oh, yeah. Cushions the blow.
And on my way over here, I stepped in gum.
I'd marry him just for his David Hasselhoff impression alone.
We have credited your account $500. We're sorry for the inconvenience...
...and complain about them to you."
Okay, let's let the Alan-bash begin.
Uh, no. Loosely translated, "We should do this again," means:
You know, there's nothing wrong with speaking correctly.
- I, personally, could have a gallon of Alan. - Oh!
Indeed there isn't.
I think this is probably why Dimon smokes in his cell alone.
Do you ever think that Alan is maybe sometimes...
- I'm getting pretty good at this. - Excellent. That's very good.
Do you ever think that Alan is maybe sometimes...
Yeah, otherwise someone might get what they actually ordered.
But instead of Bugs, it was first base, Alan. Second base, Alan...
Yep. We sure showed those Hasidic jewelers...
Okay, I'd never be able to enjoy it. It'd be like this giant karmic debt.
Now, don't listen to him, Pheebs, all right? I think it's endearing.
Yeah, it's his innate Alan-ness that we adore.
- Ouch. - What? He said, "We should do it again."
And an iced tea.
Know what was great? The way his smile was kind of crooked.
But I gotta tell you, I'm a little relieved.
The Milners, they had this unbelievable farm.
That's ridiculous.