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Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, Lisa Kudrow, Matt LeBlanc, Matthew Perry, David Schwimmer, James Michael Tyler
3020
I mean, he's got the monocle, he's got the top hat...
He's back. The peeper's back.
It's apples and oranges. It's orthodontist and lesbians...
Yes, yes, I heard. Congratulations. That is so great.
[GRUNTS]
Jason Castalano's choking on his retainer.
Uh, Rach. How come you have dental floss in your hair?
[RACHEL GASPS]
BERNICE [OVER INTERCOM]: Dr. Farber, we've got an emergency here.
Yeah, toast, oatmeal. Nothing that spatters.
[ALL GROANING AND SCOFFING]
Does he look like he was just told to shove anything?
Like I haven't been sitting around here honing for the last two hours?
Thanks, but I gotta go to work and get my eyes scratched out by Mindy.
- Let her dangle. - Yeah, definitely.
[MIMICKING PHONE]
I had that chicken, you know, where you poke it and butter squirts out.
It creep me out. I feel like I can't do stuff.
If I'm hog the ball, you jump right in there...
Oh, she sounded really weird. I gotta call Barry.
I said that a little too loudly, didn't I?
No, interestingly enough, her leaf blower picked up.
...I accidentally shut off my phone.
- So... - Now, I know things have been weird lately.
- Mostly free-weights, but occasionally... - Joey.
...who I don't talk to anymore...
And basically, that's how a bill becomes a law.
Ah, you obviously saw my personal ad.
- Let her dangle. - Yeah, definitely.
That's "nice" twice.
[ALL GROANING AND SCOFFING]
It's the next day. How needy do I wanna seem?
- You don't think that makes me seem...? - Desperate? Needy? Pathetic?
It was unbelievable.
Oh, no, no, no. Last time I left a spontaneous message...
- So have you called her yet? - Let her know I like her? Are you insane?
...because she's bitter that she lost the weight...
Yeah, well, does he look upset?
We think you're a horrible human being, and bad things should happen to you.
- You don't think that makes me seem...? - Desperate? Needy? Pathetic?